Pat Combing His Favorite Subjects

[guest]

I only discovered Pat in the last couple of years so I defer to your authority.

That's good, child. I'm always right. But, it's far too late to save you from prison.

Enjoy.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I hate his "that's not how <insert gay topic> works" schtick. I hope he gets his colon perforated by a horse.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat needs to worry less about how naturalization “works” and worry a lot more about how paying Quasi works. Eat shit and die, cunt.

 

[SFWA liaison]

anyone analyzing the immigration status of a fictional superhero for children needs to commit suicide urgently

 

[RobertMewler]

Nice "combining", stupid.











Sorry, had to.

 

[wbgreen]

Never mind be fictional, no one has cared about Superman since before Pat was born, so I don't know who he thinks he is owning here.

 

[Will Tate]

I could blow this retarded argument out of the water using FACTS and LOGIC but then this is just gonna spiral into everyone calling me a massive faggot.
*sigh* :image_9248_lg:

 

[stealthygeek]

"No such thing as an "illegal alien," bigoted child. They've been part of your community for years."

 

[Juschippinyababe]

A bunch of "men" pontificating about superheroes designed for children in the middle of a work week. Every faggot involved should neck themselves. Thanks jews

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its amazing how much he thinks comic books are real and uses them as examples of real life. He really is an idiot.

 

[guest]

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Patasaurus

 

[RickReternal]

Its amazing how much he thinks comic books are real and uses them as examples if real life. He really is an idiot.

But he also hates them and shit talks them/gets snobby about them whenever it’s convenient. Fucking pig.

 

[Will Tate]

Gosh, I sure hope no one on Twitter tags someone who worked for DC Comics for 20+ years into that thread like some Redditor just did.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Gosh, I sure hope no one on Twitter tags someone who worked for DC Comics for 20+ years into that thread like some Redditor just did.

 

[Will Tate]

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[Meownaw]

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I've never seen the original.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

But he also hates them and shit talks them/gets snobby about them whenever it’s convenient. Fucking pig.

Exactly. Wears a Captian America shirt to Paris, showed off a new Captain America mask shortly after he killed Bernell Trammell, but would scoff at the notion of actually reading a Captain America comic book.

Of course, he would scoff at the idea of reading anything that isn't a social media post.

 

[MonsterSteve]

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Jeff rules

 

[Will Tate]

Exactly. Wears a Captian America shirt to Paris, showed off a new Captain America mask shortly after he killed Bernell Trammell, but would scoff at the notion of actually reading a Captain America comic book.

Of course, he would scoff at the idea of reading anything that isn't a social media post.

Fake Fan Fatrick is the one variant that gets under my skin the worst. He's given himself away more than a few times as a bandwagon-hopping cunt more than a few times to anyone who knows their shit.*

*I know "I'm a better comic book nerd than you" is a weird flex, but A: Pat is that pathetic, and B: we can't all be lusciously-toned business owners who can shred Pat's claims of running marathons or crocheting cats who can show Papa Tommy Tom wasn't a rodeo champion, so this is the angle from which I just know what a careless fraud Pat is. Call me a faggot if you must, but I do it for the cause.

 

[cardwell]

Superman is obviously a jewish power fantasy, honey. He's a journalist hiding he secret foreign identity with a Moses origin story.