Pat and his date spotted at Confusion

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I dont know man, its a tough one. That last photo was taken on their fucking wedding day. Utterly disgusting.
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Is she wearing bowling shoes? Why is she repeating some old bridesmaids dress?


This marriage is for tax purposes and to get people to stop correctly calling them gay.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

BroJoe approved edgy thermal with a printed dragon. This is shit someone would wear when Affliction shirt were a thing.

 

[Honoria]

Welp, I guess the convention's over.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Welp, I guess the convention's over.

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He didnt thank anyone for attending or buying a book. It was a total waste of time/money. He just got drunk at the bar all weekend just like he does in Milwaukee every other day. Even the one photo of him is right at the bar, in the same spot he was seen in photos from the past years.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Jesus, is that his autistic bookshelf in the background? Organized according to color? What a fucking retard.

I wonder how much time he spends savoring fine literature in his special reading room nowadays?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder how much time he spends savoring fine literature in his special reading room nowadays?

That room is now only used when Niki needs to have privacy when she is calling her mom to tell her about the $35k dollars of debt that pat failed to mention last time and how they are screwed.

 

[RobertMewler]

Is she wearing bowling shoes? Why is she repeating some old bridesmaids dress?


This marriage is for tax purposes and to get people to stop correctly calling them gay.

Worse: Tardis (Doctor Who) shoes she painted herself I bet.

 

[Caverlock]

Probably begging Scalzi for money; he's one of the few SFWA members who sells books.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably begging Scalzi for money; he's one of the few SFWA members who sells books.

" So what do think of my Tiny Tim book?"

" I just wanna watch the game...."

 

[porquedealer]

I think the easiest way to piss Scalzi off would be to suggest that Patrick is his equal.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I think the easiest way to piss Scalzi off would be to suggest that Patrick is his equal.

"How would you say that Patrick Tomlinson influenced your writing?"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thats a brand new shirt, look at that sleeve crease. Fresh out of the bag.

 

[Caverlock]

Thats a brand new shirt, look at that sleeve crease. Fresh out of the bag.

Probably from the Free Swag table. Score!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably from the Free Swag table. Score!

He picked red so everyone knows he is a conservative.

 

[peckafacce]

Is she wearing bowling shoes? Why is she repeating some old bridesmaids dress?


This marriage is for tax purposes and to get people to stop correctly calling them gay.

It was all she could find the Value Village

 

[BoomerSperg]

Probably from the Free Swag table. Score!

Comp'd

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Looks like he finally caved in on the XXL shirt instead of the skin tight XL that he thinks he wears on all his other shirts.

 

[guest]

Sitting at a bar? Get outta town!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

So that's Scalzi next to Pat? He looks like he'd rather be anywhere else than there. Like he's being molested. I'm guessing they were watching the game and Patty was spitting out all his sports ball knowledge.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sitting at a bar? Get outta town!

" There is a Fatrick in his natural habitat. At the local watering hole. Dont make any sudden movements he is a skittish aggressive beast and has been known to lash out anything near. "