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Part 4 of The Pest has dropped

Hardcore Jewish Nihilism

Ask me about my cock size
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Lotta big moments so far.
Pig n' Nik are interviewed again.
Says he cannoT be in contempT of courT because the original court order is "illegitimate"
When asked what he expects will happen at the hearing, he says
"we expect that we are going to tell our side of the story, which is the only side of the story, by the way."

So basically he's pulling out the 'ol ironclad Tomlinson defense, ie "The law is what I say it is, Your Honor child."
PLEASE DO THIS, PAT. PLEASE.

Where’s the link, brother?
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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NigelCumia

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How Admin came off:
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peckafacce

Farted in Nikis pussy
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Lotta big moments so far.
Pig n' Nik are interviewed again.
Says he cannoT be in contempT of courT because the original court order is "illegitimate"
When asked what he expects will happen at the hearing, he says
"we expect that we are going to tell our side of the story, which is the only side of the story, by the way."

So basically he's pulling out the 'ol ironclad Tomlinson defense, ie "The law is what I say it is, Your Honor child."
All praise to St. Mel if piggy actually trys this.

What's the over/under on how many times the judge is going to have to say "Mr. Tomlinson, stop..."
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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In my head there is no way he has a lawyer.

1) He cannot afford one, let's be honest
2) Any good lawyer would have let him know if he plans on showing up at all to be ready to talk about paying his debt. No lawyer would have advised him to show up to talk about this as if it's an appeal to his previous case.

Then again, he is a retard who keeps proving us wrong, so anything goes really.
In some sense of the word he has passed a bar exam.
 

Cygnus Nana X-1

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I'm sure if Pat forces the judge to listen his interview done by a podcaster he will understand the mistakes made by the court and reverse the decision based solely on that. That's how contempt of court sessions works, child.

The whole thing is so rehearsed. Was it their 'media advisor' who decided on the white privilege angle? Both Pat and Niki should be institutionalized immediately before they're allowed to ruin their lives any further.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I've been on an Asian cinema kick lately, and last night I watched Jackie Chan's "City Hunter" from Eureka.

It was one of the goofiest, most exaggerated and inconsistent-toned films I've ever seen.

And it STILL possessed more logic than Patrick's stating in that interview.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but he has the potential to surpass Joe's Peoples Court appearance.

This needs to be broadcast live in Times Square, for all the tourists, coffee baristas and scaffolding photography enthusiasts to see. And then archived for Harvard Law study.
 
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