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Part 4 of The Pest has dropped

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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I’ve worked in enough bars to know a foul mouth skank when I hear one and wow do I hear one with Nikki. The second she gets excited at the end she gets loud and can’t stop cursing. I bet when the psych meds wear off she horrible to deal with.
Once she gets drunk I guarantee she talks an intense amount of shit to make up for the fact that she is so insecure and gets walked over by her husband in general
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Explain to me why "Quasi" and "Admin" both feature the letters AI
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:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:
 

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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As far as I'm aware, he didn't even contact his attorney to come up with another plan for payment, right? He just ghosted them completely and ignored everything? I'm sure the Judge will like that.
So either he is planning on representing himself, with his stack of Morning Joe screenshots and his ugly wife or he's gotten a new lawyer who had convinced him that oh yes just pay me some money you've borrowed from somewhere and I know the super secret way of getting out of this
 

MonsterSteve

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So either he is planning on representing himself, with his stack of Morning Joe screenshots and his ugly wife or he's gotten a new lawyer who had convinced him that oh yes just pay me some money you've borrowed from somewhere and I know the super secret way of getting out of this
In my head there is no way he has a lawyer.

1) He cannot afford one, let's be honest
2) Any good lawyer would have let him know if he plans on showing up at all to be ready to talk about paying his debt. No lawyer would have advised him to show up to talk about this as if it's an appeal to his previous case.

Then again, he is a retard who keeps proving us wrong, so anything goes really.
 
G

guest

Guest
[MEDIA=vocaroo]1eSlwe7j4VCb[/MEDIA]
“Dear Avengers,

Hi, it’s me, Patrick S. Tomlinson. The world once again needs your help. As I’m sure you are aware, I’ve been dealing with a group of criminal cyberstlakers. The judges will not listen to me, but they will listen to the Avengers. I know you are all busy and we probably don’t need everyone here, but they did call me fat so it is probably best to go full force.

I will see you on the 24th.

Sincerely yours,
Patrick S. Tomlinson”
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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“Dear Avengers,

Hi, it’s me, Patrick S. Tomlinson. The world once again needs your help. As I’m sure you are aware, I’ve been dealing with a group of criminal cyberstlakers. The judges will not listen to me, but they will listen to the Avengers. I know you are all busy and we probably don’t need everyone here, but they did call me fat so it is probably best to go full force.

I will see you on the 24th.

Sincerely yours,
Patrick S. Tomlinson”
"Dear Patty:
we discussed your letter with the gang and we all agree you sound like a fat faggot with bitch tits, kys
-spider man"
 
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