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Part 4 of The Pest has dropped

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Lotta big moments so far.
Pig n' Nik are interviewed again.
Says he cannoT be in contempT of courT because the original court order is "illegitimate"
When asked what he expects will happen at the hearing, he says
"we expect that we are going to tell our side of the story, which is the only side of the story, by the way."

So basically he's pulling out the 'ol ironclad Tomlinson defense, ie "The law is what I say it is, Your Honor child."
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Holy crap, he just played the clip of Josiah calling pig a fat faggot with bitch tits.
He remarks, in a slightly exasperated tone,

"At this point, most of us would hang up the call, but no, not Patrick. Patrick decides its a good idea to continue engaging with this prankster for another 20 minutes...Even the prankster doesn't understand why Patrick keeps responding"
 

DiarrheaDick

She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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EraGodless

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Lotta big moments so far.
Pig n' Nik are interviewed again.
Says he cannoT be in contempT of courT because the original court order is "illegitimate"
When asked what he expects will happen at the hearing, he says
"we expect that we are going to tell our side of the story, which is the only side of the story, by the way."

So basically he's pulling out the 'ol ironclad Tomlinson defense, ie "The law is what I say it is, Your Honor child."
Hearings don't go like that. You don't get to tell your "side of the story." The judgement has already been made in terms of paying Quasi. The judge cannot and will not override that fact. The only issue is if Patrick is in contempt of court (he is).

The only side of the story is that you (and Niki) agreed to these terms- why did you stiff your attorney and why haven't you honored the payment plan that was agreed to- that's it.
 

EraGodless

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Holy crap, he just played the clip of Josiah calling pig a fat faggot with bitch tits.
He remarks, in a slightly exasperated tone,

"At this point, most of us would hang up the call, but no, not Patrick. Patrick decides its a good idea to continue engaging with this prankster for another 20 minutes...Even the prankster doesn't understand why Patrick keeps responding"
Tbf, Patrick was surrounded by a steel building so it really messed with his cell phone's reception.
 
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'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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Hearings don't go like that. You don't get to tell your "side of the story." The judgement has already been made in terms of paying Quasi. The judge cannot and will not override that fact. The only issue is if Patrick is in contempt of court (he is).

The only side of the story is that you (and Niki) agreed to these terms- why did you stiff your attorney and why haven't you honored the payment plan that was agreed to- that's it.
Ol' stupid fat Patso's hung up on relitigating BrinTon's disaster.

No 'do-overs' you fat faggot.
 
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