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Little pat misunderstood a story about Tommy getting caught giving oral sex to a manniquin in the changing room at Wal-Mart.
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Papa Tomlinson went through a windshield / has a bad head injury
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Gee Tommy, there's something different about you. You get a haircut or something?
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He had a pretty good career in wrestling, too
plastic head yoomah
plastic head yoomah
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What does everybody want?He had a pretty good career in wrestling, too
plastic head yoomah
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Too many truck stop taquitos and trucker loads. His stomach exploded and propelled him through the windshield of his Ford Pinto.
He sucks cocks is what I'm getting at, a lot of them even
He sucks cocks is what I'm getting at, a lot of them even
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*Builds shitty Adirondack chair out of toxic pallet wood.
"I have surpassed my father."
That reminds me. I saw this post a while back and immediately thought of Fatrick. If he was actually in his daughter's life he would build her a shitty dangerous playhouse then post it for internet points.
"I have surpassed my father."
That reminds me. I saw this post a while back and immediately thought of Fatrick. If he was actually in his daughter's life he would build her a shitty dangerous playhouse then post it for internet points.
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Oh cool, let your daughter play in a splinter factory.
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To be fair if you get a splinter and die, you deserve it. BACK IN MY DAY, we went in the woods and dug holes or threw rocks at birds. The worst thing about that is it just sucks. At least rick took the pallets apart, this asshole just nailed 10 of them together and called it a playhouse. It probably fell over within weeks from a strong wind.
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You're not wrong - except for the throwing of rocks at birds (jk I hate birds and they get what's coming to them) - all I'm saying is you can collect timber in your travels and turn that into a playhouse. That's cool. I worked with pallets for years and those motherfucking splinters would get you every time.
My point is this: Patrick is really retarded and did 9/11.
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Still more than Patrick ever did for his daughter.
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That looks fucking boring. Redditors are man children yet forgot what its like to be a child. TREE house. Not just placing that shit in the backyard. Dumb fag.
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Fatsos father is real life Cousin Eddie.
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I don't believe it for a second
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There it is, no head injury. Fucking liar
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I heard it didn’t affect his ability to service a Bull though. So Mama Raven was happy.
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I heard that Patrick's dad went through two windshields and started blowing the other driver after instinct kicked in.
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Every little girl dreams of their own old west jail playset.
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A couple of road sodas brotherman. Just from looking at Pat you can see the signs of chronic alcohol use in his fat face.
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Pats the kind of retard who would tell his kindergarten class that he saw his dad lift up a house