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Imagine naming your kid fucking Tom Tomlinson. Pats grandparents are idiots too
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Papa Tomlinson went through a windshield / has a bad head injury
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I knew a kid in college who had the last name Tyme (pronounced “Time”) and his first name was Justin (Just-In-Time)
He was a huge faggot - he was the type to wear one of those little blue tooth ear pieces all the time to look important. Nobody was calling him.
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Lots of black folks would do that too.
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Guess when The Lord gives you the mouth of an oscar fish with lip slits that can stuff 20 cocks in it.
Well as they say given lemons, make lemonade.
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His father doesnt exist. Tom Tomlinson is a made up name on Pat's level of creativity.
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Wastes of white skin
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Draft Dodger Tommy is a good bit. Chicken shit was hiding under Mama Raven's bed while the real men were taking shrapnel in Khe Sanh
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He didnt swallow and one of the bull riding brokeback mountain cowboys dented his head in with the shovel used for the bulls pen. His head is full of bullshit and cum is what Im getting at
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Who's cock did he have in his mouth?
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Was this accident before or after his rodeo days? don't think they would let somebody do that with plastic for skull
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Ole plastic head ass nigga
You really think it matters, Eddie? The plate runs underneath my part here.
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his family is trash
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I'm willing to bet Tommy told this story to Pat to explain why he couldn't serve in Vietnam.
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Is he ever going to figure out how gross thia camera angle is?Guess when The Lord gives you the mouth of an oscar fish with lip slits that can stuff 20 cocks in it.
Well as they say given lemons, make lemonade.
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It's so bizarre to tell strangers on the internet that you have surpassed your father. I can't imagine saying that about my dad to anyone. Also Pat will never surpass Tommy Tomlinson until he wins a Cocksucker of the Year award from Marquette County more than 20 years in a row.
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Goddamn I miss L posting texts. Fuckin hell yeah.
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He's mentioned Tommy's plastic head before which was when we started really putting together how much bullshit he talks about his dad (master electrician, expert leather tanner, PBR bronco rider, ski jumper/instructor, NRA firearms instructor, long distance truck driver, half a skull missing, etc, etc. etc.)
Pat thought a story about his geriatric dad with 1/3 of a skull made of plastic being asked to climb up giant electrical towers because the young workers are too afraid to do it was a reasonable story to tell. Do you think that might be a bit of a legal liability, Pat? Fucking fat dope.
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all of them. every one.
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He had to have been talking about Kyle.
With Patrick's mysterious forehead scar, I guess head injuries are a Tomlinson tradition.