Papa Tomlinson went through a windshield / has a bad head injury

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is a new one

Must have been from all that drinking and driving!

 

[BUBBLER]

Ole plastic head ass nigga

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Didnt someone find the news article and his dad was drunk driving?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tommy Tomlinson has a plastic skull. He's got GI Joe parts, the stupid old fag.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Sounds familiar. Maybe tall tale Tomlinson strikes again

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Weird how his dad was the amazing guy who held many different careers but also took a huge hit to head. Explains his drinking - Pat said it was common for his dad to pass out on the couch and would watch tv while he said his dad “pretended” to be a sleep.

Sounds like he got on disability and got drunk all day. No wonder Pat sees nothing wrong with doing that.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ol Tupperware Tomlinson they called him.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

 

[quasi101]

all of the tomlinsons are retarded. the entire family line is useless. dumb garbage wisconsin stupid trash people.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Tommy 'Faggot' Tomlinson got all liquored up and smashed into a lady in her 60s, breaking both her legs and and arm. What a complete piece of shit.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He only had a shoulder injury that time, so there was another time he wrecked a truck and flew headfirst into the windshield. That one was probably his fault too. What a fucking menace.

"Safe isn't my speed" Fatso will probably follow in Dad's footsteps. Hopefully he pays Quasi first.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Tommy 'Faggot' Tomlinson got all liquored up and smashed into a lady in her 60s, breaking both her legs and and arm. What a complete piece of shit.

And it’s pretty obvious Pat does a good amount of drinking and driving in his town. Faggot can’t afford Uber and has to show everyone his dumb mustang / girl bike.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I love when Pat argues with people about who the L belongs to.

 

[HeyItsVos]

He only had a shoulder injury that time, so there was another time he wrecked a truck and flew headfirst into the windshield. That one was probably his fault too. What a fucking menace.

"Safe isn't my speed" Fatso will probably follow in Dad's footsteps. Hopefully he pays Quasi first.

I heard he was going down on another gentleman who was driving the truck. That’s why Ol’ Truckstop Tommy didn’t have his seatbelt on.

 

[Harry Powell]

I love when Pat argues with people about who the L belongs to.

It destroys my ribs every time

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat mentioned how

It destroys my ribs every time

i miss the “here Pat, hold this L!” And Pat refusing to hold the L and how the L is for us never for him exchanges

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I heard he was going down on another gentleman who was driving the truck. That’s why Ol’ Truckstop Tommy didn’t have his seatbelt on.

Like fater like like son.

Tommy couldn't even wait to pull over at a stop he had to get his fishlips around a cock as soon as possible

 

[Udders]

all of the tomlinsons are retarded. the entire family line is useless. dumb garbage wisconsin stupid trash people.

Fuckin slander ask me.

They're also a litigious bunch, you wanna get sued?

 

[HeyItsVos]

Like fater like like son.

Tommy couldn't even wait to pull over at a stop he had to get his fishlips around a cock as soon as possible

Delayed gratification isn’t their speed.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Delayed gratification isn’t their speed.

Guess when The Lord gives you the mouth of an oscar fish with lip slits that can stuff 20 cocks in it.

Well as they say given lemons, make lemonade.