However, Hook is a masterpiece, which reveals more of its secrets with every repeated viewing, child.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Pants-shitting retard status: confirmed
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Sounds like the future for uncle pauls victims in novel form
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I knew it! He’s fat!
I can’t put into words how much I would have hated this book just for existing if I hadn’t read it. It’s dark and darker in terms of subject manner, but it did get my ribs a fair amount too. Gallows humor.
I want him to skim it once and then act on it like the arrogant shithead he is. He wouldn’t kill himself properly, just maim himself severely enough to be in constant pain and (even more) misery for the rest of his life. It would be a real gut buster.
Too late I read the synopsis and noped the fuck out.
I read three hours a night because video games are boring to me now, so I'm going to guess I read more in a week than Pat does all year. How often do you guys reread a book? Every time I start rereading a book I try to speed through it because I remember everything and I annoy the shit out of myself.
If it makes you feel any better it’s also one of the most painfully evocative books I’ve read. You might have been tempted to rope yourself.