I can’t imagine the headspace you’d have to be in to think that reading Dune twice (and nothing else twice) is something worth bragging about.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Pants-shitting retard status: confirmed
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I can’t imagine the headspace you’d have to be in to think that reading Dune twice (and nothing else twice) is something worth bragging about.
So he read Hitchhikers Guide once (at best) and loved it so much that he made a vastly inferior version of it and wore robes everywhere for a while? That’s bizarre.
I have read some fucking Sue Grafton novels twice. It takes no time to read the average novel. Second reads are often better than the first as well because you find new details or focus on different parts.
What a dumb idiot. I bet he watches Futurama season 6 on repeat though.
I have read some fucking Sue Grafton novels twice. It takes no time to read the average novel. Second reads are often better than the first as well because you find new details or focus on different parts.
What a dumb idiot. I bet he watches Futurama season 6 on repeat though.
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I think that was confirmed when he decided to try to send the entire internet to it’s room without dessert. Not to mention the many times he’s literally intentionally shat himself.
It's worse then you think. Pat read one of the Hitchhiker books, hated it, and thought he could do better than Douglas Adams.
This is a oh so hilarious line from one of his books:
“It became apparent their designers had tried to cross the Uncanny Valley, but slipped off the footbridge and were subsequently devoured by crocodiles.”
I want him to read A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara. It won’t make him a better writer but it should make him realize he has less than zero talent. It will also make him cry.
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Melodramatic garbage like this is what takes you out of whatever you’re reading. With Fatso’s novels that’s probably a mercy though. He’s such a drama queen in general. Really, fat fuck? These designers were so incompetent that they were devoured by man eating aquatic monsters?
Did these metaphorical crocodiles also make fake bomb threat claims? They probably abandoned their newborn crocs to be raised by alpha alligators who drive a truck for a living. I have such a wacky imagination.
He’s such a vindictive cunt he has to talk shit about people more intelligent than him even when they’re literally his own fat imaginary creation. Maybe describe what their creations looked like and why they were so poorly made. Or at least stop raping homeless people for fuck’s sake.
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Ever hear of a director that has never seen any movie twice? A musician who's never heard any album twice? No, because that's fucking crazy and retarded. That's why he says we've never read any books, because the idea is totally plausible to him. And you know he doesn't read often, because he doesn't Tweet about it. How many times did he have to tell everyone he was reading "Dune" again? I would bet that I read more books in a year than he has in his life. And I'm probably not the only one here.
That's why we're winning, Rick. We're way more smarter.
That's why we're winning, Rick. We're way more smarter.
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He's read Dune more times than any of his own novels; that's high praise indeed to The Pig.
Well that sentence of his is a complete rip off of a distinctly British style of humor, exemplified by Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. The difference is Pat is gay and retarded.
he had to read it twice because he didn't understand it the first time
He organizes his bookshelf based on the color of the spine. I think that says everything we need to know about Patrick's approach to literature. He is a superficial idiot and he is neurologically incapable of deep thinking.
I don't even believe he has read Dune more than once. He has maybe skimmed through sections of it over the years but Patrick is a retard, see. If he wasn't an uneducated 1.2 dropout, he might even understand how bad this attitude makes him look. Imagine being one of his peers having to listen to this fat moron dismiss every single book ever written because he thinks he can absorb it all on the first try.
Damn, I've been thinking about rereading the Dune series(at least up to God Emperor) for a while now but now I won't because of this rube.