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Owen A Forms Official NHL Playoffs thread

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I’ve very happy Crosby and Malkin are out. I’m going to the Av’s game tomorrow night and with the way they’ve been playing it should be fun to watch. They attempted 103 shots last night and hit the pipe like 5 times, crazy
Nice. That'll be fun. I'll be joining you in spirit, on my fart couch under a pink blankie. Perfect night!
 
I'm all in this year. The battle of Alberta and Tampa Bay going for a 3rd straight Stanley Cup is enough to keep me interested. I watched the Oilers-Flames last night and saw Kane's hat trick.
 

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I'm still annoyed at the Avs-Blues game 5. What a fucking collapse. Wasted what should have been an incredible game, and series, winning goal by MacKinnon.
When the Av's aren't destroying the Blues they are embarrassing themselves. They don't have an in between apparently
 
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When the Av's aren't destroying the Blues they are embarrassing themselves. They don't have an in between apparently
It's just what they do in the 2nd round. 2002 was the last time they made it past said round. I thought them coming out flat against Vegas last year was as bad as it would get, but if they choke away this series, that will top it.
Their record doesn't reflect it, because they won so many games, but there were a lot of times they almost blew massive leads this season.
 

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It's just what they do in the 2nd round. 2002 was the last time they made it past said round. I thought them coming out flat against Vegas last year was as bad as it would get, but if they choke away this series, that will top it.
Their record doesn't reflect it, because they won so many games, but there were a lot of times they almost blew massive leads this season.
The Avs used to have this great young defensemen named Makar but I guess he's out golfing already
 
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The Avs used to have this great young defensemen named Makar but I guess he's out golfing already
He's my favorite player on the team, too. Played amazing against Nashville, and apparently decided that was good enough. Ugh.
 
I'm still annoyed at the Avs-Blues game 5. What a fucking collapse. Wasted what should have been an incredible game, and series, winning goal by MacKinnon.
Yeah that was one of the best coast to coast goals I've ever seen - it was like he just decided "My team ought to have a goal so I might as well score now"

I wish Calgary would have won last night and extended the series.

I'm not sure if I want the Avs to win the series or to lose in game 7 with Naz careening into the crease with a bomb vest yelling "Allahu Akbar" in the final seconds.

Although come to think of it, that's basically what he did to Binnington
 
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