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Owe nothing at all, stlaker.

Jenna

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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, because I can't comprehend that he doesn't realize that his responses and continued engagement completely nullify his claims of being harassed and stalked. He simply doesn't see it. If he stopped replying, at some point he would maybe have a case (not a good one, but something he could stand on). Because he continues to reply and not let the idiots win, he has zero case for stalking or anything else, because he actively engages with the stlakers. Every once in awhile, he throws in his not so vague threats and that just makes his case even shittier.

Because you're not thinking with twitter logic. The worst thing you can be on twitter is a victim blamer, because it's literally condoning rape or something. It's this weird thing where if anyone (say Leslie) criticizes him, he immediately retreats into victim mode. You're siding with the terrorists who LITERALLY COMMIT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS over innocent lil me? Then, with his designated victim status, he is allowed to say whatever he wants. He's not being a toxic bully, he is merely clapping back at his abusers in self-defense.

I truly think he believes he can go in front of a judge, lie about our publicly stated goals, and just have the debt erased. If he starts crying, they'll reverse the debt so Quasi owes Patrick $60k. If he really starts bawling they'll have no choice but to send us all to prison.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, because I can't comprehend that he doesn't realize that his responses and continued engagement completely nullify his claims of being harassed and stalked. He simply doesn't see it. If he stopped replying, at some point he would maybe have a case (not a good one, but something he could stand on).
The problem too is that he wouldn’t even have a case to take to court if he never responded in the first place. It’s a degenerating cycle he’s trapped himself in: People text him > He always responds > So more people text him. If he never responded to whatever the first text was no one would text him and then there would be no case for him to bring up.

Basically this fat fuck brings everything on himself.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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He encourages his trolls, antagonizes his trolls, obsessively responds to his trolls at all hours of the day and night, and has tried many times to be a celebrity for having so many trolls (calling the local news to do stories on him, begging for media attention). Look at his pinned tweet.

He is an active participant in his own trolling. He is neither a sympathetic character nor a victim.
Can you do a total nigger death involving his trolls? Thanks, that's what I thought you were going for.
 

Suetonius

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You broke everything down to him succinctly, piece by piece in a way that anyone in his situation would understand as their terrifying reality. Thinking about the situation he's in makes  me feel anxious. Like, the shit you said has to fucking sting him, and he still just does his "no, you" denial shit or he tries his impotent threats of prison. He also has to know by now that those are entirely hollow threats that have ZERO impact when he says them.
The Redditor is so acid tongued because he cannot understand - genuinely - how a man in such a vice grip of a situation can be so in denial of it. He was given the fucking easy way out: $1000 a month with 0 interest accruing. People would make fun of him less for going through with this than they would him refusing to pay at all. But he is so, so mentally damaged that he believes nothing will happen to him. He doesn’t owe anyone and if he does, if he doesn’t pay nothing will happen to him.
I don't understand what he gets out of responding at all. Nothing he says means anything, if he thinks he's like, blowing off steam or something, he should remember that no matter what he says, he's getting laughed at and made fun of by a bunch of people for it. He just never stops giving people ammo and it's just a kind of thing that only an actual, honest to God retard would fall for for five years.
He is so fucking delusional he thinks he’s owning everybody. It is impossible for you and I to comprehend because no matter what anybodys issues here are, we’re not so stupid as to deny fucking reality. If he thinks we’re laughing at him he can’t comprehend why because in his little pea brain he thinks every one of his responses is some destruction using facts and logic.

He is fucking warped. If he weren’t so stupid he’d be a danger to other people.
 

Suetonius

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I truly think he believes he can go in front of a judge, lie about our publicly stated goals, and just have the debt erased. If he starts crying, they'll reverse the debt so Quasi owes Patrick $60k. If he really starts bawling they'll have no choice but to send us all to prison.
Even if our goals were really suicide a judge wouldn’t throw out his debt, but he is so mentally fucked and used to getting his way he genuinely thinks theres a way out. He thinks he can sit in front of a judge and invalidate the debt because people are harassing him. The fact is is that a judge ruled he has to pay Quasis legal fees. Thats fucking it. We know he doesn’t have the time or money to try and get that judgement overturned which would probably mean a new trial. That is his only hope of getting this shit entirely quashed and literally all the cards would have to play in his favor, which they never did.

I was thinking earlier about his (now defunct) payment plan. Pat was basically handed a seven deuce off suit. The board flipped a 2 and two 7’s giving him a straight. And this fat fuck still folded.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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He’s so stupid. My friend is a convicted felon. For fucking robbery of homes while people were home in the place. He makes 59 dollars an hour lol

It’s also verrrry off-brand for a libtard like him to celebrate that ex-cons have trouble getting work. What happened to destroying the carceral system, Fatrick?
 

Jenna

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Even if our goals were really suicide a judge wouldn’t throw out his debt, but he is so mentally fucked and used to getting his way he genuinely thinks theres a way out. He thinks he can sit in front of a judge and invalidate the debt because people are harassing him. The fact is is that a judge ruled he has to pay Quasis legal fees. Thats fucking it. We know he doesn’t have the time or money to try and get that judgement overturned which would probably mean a new trial. That is his only hope of getting this shit entirely quashed and literally all the cards would have to play in his favor, which they never did.

I was thinking earlier about his (now defunct) payment plan. Pat was basically handed a seven deuce off suit. The board flipped a 2 and two 7’s giving him a straight. And this fat fuck still folded.

He refuses to compromise, if he did he'd still be a part of Annabelle's life. The payment plan was exactly that, a compromise proposed in the best interests of him and Niki, but he rejected it because it wasn't a total victory.

Instead he'll live with his delusions. When Annabelle turns 18 she'll come running into daddy's arms. All my stlakers will be sentenced to life in prison and I'll get to laugh in their faces at the sentencing. A judge who isn't a stupid moron idiot will see I am the victim and erase my debt. All you have to do is close your eyes and daydream about your happy ending.
 

Suetonius

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He refuses to compromise, if he did he'd still be a part of Annabelle's life. The payment plan was exactly that, a compromise proposed in the best interests of him and Niki, but he rejected it because it wasn't a total victory.
This is actually a perfect analogy and knowing what we know them refusing the payment plan should have been expected…He wouldn’t get custody of his own kid because it wasn’t on his terms. This is about paying someone who runs a forum where people call him fat. Pig will go to fucking jail before paying a penny.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I didn't know I was getting invited to a luau. TYFYS, this is delicious.
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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I was getting tired of his robotic responses recently. For whatever reason this convo made me want him to get royally fucked by Quasi and the courts more than ever. He's spewing out dumb quips (No, you're the one with a debt...to society!) while he idiotically ignores court orders.

He has no plan. He has no great scheme. He took vacations and went to concerts to flaunt his disdain for the courts and the judgement. Like a fucking child (relax, Paul). He's just burying his head in the sand until Johnny Law comes by and starts fucking him in his fat, lazy ass.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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He is fucking warped. If he weren’t so stupid he’d be a danger to other people.
Not trying to be contrary but I think his stupidity is what makes him dangerous to certain people — specifically Niki, the SFWA and anyone else who throws their lot in with him. Pat does a really shitty job of passing for normal and yet he fooled these dipshits. As a consequence, they’ve been decimated both financially and reputationally. Anyone who can straight up deny objective reality like Pat does is a much bigger (literally, because he’s FAT) hazard than a mere liar.

He’s insane, and not in a cool way. This guy is going to end up killing someone if he believes that’s how he’ll avoid paying Quasi. I wish I were being hyperbolic. Unfortunately for Niki, she’s the most likely victim.

That would have bothered me until today. Seeing her willingly participate in this debt amortization farce has made me lose any shred of sympathy I had left for her. Niki is going to get what she asked for when she married this shitstain, and she’s going to get it good and hard. I’m going to enjoy watching it happen.
 

Lucky Buddha Beer

Liban earns less than 50k annually
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Not trying to be contrary but I think his stupidity is what makes him dangerous to certain people — specifically Niki, the SFWA and anyone else who throws their lot in with him. Pat does a really shitty job of passing for normal and yet he fooled these dipshits. As a consequence, they’ve been decimated both financially and reputationally. Anyone who can straight up deny objective reality like Pat does is a much bigger (literally, because he’s FAT) hazard than a mere liar.

He’s insane, and not in a cool way. This guy is going to end up killing someone if he believes that’s how he’ll avoid paying Quasi. I wish I were being hyperbolic. Unfortunately for Niki, she’s the most likely victim.

That would have bothered me until today. Seeing her willingly participate in this debt amortization farce has made me lose any shred of sympathy I had left for her. Niki is going to get what she asked for when she married this shitstain, and she’s going to get it good and hard. I’m going to enjoy watching it happen.
I don't know, a part of me thinks what you're thinking but most of me doesn't. Pat doesn't strike me as the violent type. Yes, I know the whole arrest things but it feels more like spiteful talk or gloating like his "TWO KNIFE FIGHTS", not that he'd really have gone through with it. He's a pussy. The most violent people I've known try to hide how violent they can act, not try to show it off like I'm Mr star wars badass.

Or we'll see a news story cause he gunned down a repoman towing the Rustang and then died in a shootout with police, I don't know.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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Pat doesn't strike me as the violent type
When I heard him screaming at the cops, it really laid bare his complete lack of impulse control. Yes, he’s a pussy. But he’s also pathologically averse to being challenged. I wouldn’t be surprised if he blacks out during his rages. Pat has many screws loose and I put nothing past him.
 

Suetonius

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Not trying to be contrary but I think his stupidity is what makes him dangerous to certain people — specifically Niki, the SFWA and anyone else who throws their lot in with him. Pat does a really shitty job of passing for normal and yet he fooled these dipshits. As a consequence, they’ve been decimated both financially and reputationally. Anyone who can straight up deny objective reality like Pat does is a much bigger (literally, because he’s FAT) hazard than a mere liar.
While I agree with what you’re saying - Pat has decimated these people out of pure stupidity. All these people had to do to avoid the crossfire was stepping out of the way but they’re retards who cant put one foot in front of the other. If he were a smart evil he would have profited from that of ended up on top.
He’s insane, and not in a cool way. This guy is going to end up killing someone if he believes that’s how he’ll avoid paying Quasi. I wish I were being hyperbolic. Unfortunately for Niki, she’s the most likely victim.
That would have bothered me until today. Seeing her willingly participate in this debt amortization farce has made me lose any shred of sympathy I had left for her. Niki is going to get what she asked for when she married this shitstain, and she’s going to get it good and hard. I’m going to enjoy watching it happen.

As I said in another thread, she’s no victim. She’s not staying with Pat because divorce isn’t a better option - it’s not an option at all. She’s a fucking retard who has been conned by her husband into believing that in two more weeks everything will change. If she were smart she would have told her husband to sit the fuck down 3 years ago. It ain’t happening now.
 

Suetonius

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When I heard him screaming at the cops, it really laid bare his complete lack of impulse control. Yes, he’s a pussy. But he’s also pathologically averse to being challenged. I wouldn’t be surprised if he blacks out during his rages. Pat has many screws loose and I put nothing past him.
I have known a lot of people who get angry and scream and shit, usually at the most minor things. I only know ONE however who would be insane enough to start screaming at the cops and proclaiming he’s right. And he’s a fucking narcissist career criminal who was easily capable of hurting other people.
 

Lucky Buddha Beer

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I have known a lot of people who get angry and scream and shit, usually at the most minor things. I only know ONE however who would be insane enough to start screaming at the cops and proclaiming he’s right. And he’s a fucking narcissist career criminal who was easily capable of hurting other people.
Pat mass shooter arc on the horizon. He'll make US history attacking society for not stopping his atalkers
 

Suetonius

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Pat mass shooter arc on the horizon. He'll make US history attacking society for not stopping his atalkers
Crazy is really too broad of a word. He’s not “able to function in society” crazy, but he’s also not “commit a mass shooting” crazy. He has three things definitively wrong with him: Oppositional defiance, paranoia, and anger issues. Those three combined means any repo man coming to take Susan is going to be met with a hail of bullets as fast as his stubby finger can pull the trigger.
 
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