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Credence Clearwater Revival - they have a few catchy songs but all their songs literally sound the same.
Bruce Springsteen - he sucks ass and can fuck right off. “I WAS… BORN IN THE USA-AAAAA!” Nice lyrics, stupid. There’s a reason Apollo Creed used Living in America by the chad James Brown as his entrance music.
John Mellencamp - he’s an exponentially worse knockoff of Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know who came first but I’d rather kiss Springsteen on the mouth then listen to a single note from Jack and Diane.
Black Sabbath - I’ve never sought out their stuff but the fact that Jim Norton is obsessed makes me despise them. Oh, you bit the head off a bat? Cool story bro. At least Ozzy mildly redeemed himself by leaving Jim’s birthday books.
The Beatles - I used to love their stuff when I was a college stoner but have grown to resent them over time. John had sex with a man, abandoned his son Julian, and was totally pussy whipped by Yoko Ono despite being the hippie Jesus. You know who wouldn’t have gotten shot to death? Ted Nugent. Paul was/is a simp and married a woman with one leg who would go on to make a public spectacle out of the divorce. I prefer my rockers to be angry woman abusers and whoremongers, personally. They also collectively became obsessed with a spiritual grifter because they thought they were enlightened.
Jimmy Buffett - I’ve gone to a couple of Buffett shows and I can respect him for connecting his shitty songs to the boomer dream of retiring to an island and sipping margaritas and daiquiris all day. Still, he stinks and I don’t like him.
Bruce Springsteen - he sucks ass and can fuck right off. “I WAS… BORN IN THE USA-AAAAA!” Nice lyrics, stupid. There’s a reason Apollo Creed used Living in America by the chad James Brown as his entrance music.
John Mellencamp - he’s an exponentially worse knockoff of Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know who came first but I’d rather kiss Springsteen on the mouth then listen to a single note from Jack and Diane.
Black Sabbath - I’ve never sought out their stuff but the fact that Jim Norton is obsessed makes me despise them. Oh, you bit the head off a bat? Cool story bro. At least Ozzy mildly redeemed himself by leaving Jim’s birthday books.
The Beatles - I used to love their stuff when I was a college stoner but have grown to resent them over time. John had sex with a man, abandoned his son Julian, and was totally pussy whipped by Yoko Ono despite being the hippie Jesus. You know who wouldn’t have gotten shot to death? Ted Nugent. Paul was/is a simp and married a woman with one leg who would go on to make a public spectacle out of the divorce. I prefer my rockers to be angry woman abusers and whoremongers, personally. They also collectively became obsessed with a spiritual grifter because they thought they were enlightened.
Jimmy Buffett - I’ve gone to a couple of Buffett shows and I can respect him for connecting his shitty songs to the boomer dream of retiring to an island and sipping margaritas and daiquiris all day. Still, he stinks and I don’t like him.