Who is more of a wrestling autist? Meltzer or Cornette? Funny enough, Corny has some Patlike political takes, but he's somehow still likeable or enjoyable to listen to- meanwhile Patrick is an alienating asshole who will once again have bar slop for Thanksgiving dinner and have a plate of leftovers on Friday/Saturday as Niki spends the holiday with her family."Ummmmm, so, this Patrick Guy, ok? Rumor was that, uhhh, he SWATTED himself, alright? Now there's precedent, ok? Eddie Gilbert did it hundreds of times when he booked Eastern Championship. Yeah."