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Explains why his "garden" and bricks are always choked with weeds.
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On this episode of This Old Hovel
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We don’t believe bad things are bad. Maybe you should engage in retarded leftist cognitive dissonance instead of thinking for yourself.
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I can't get over the seat angles on those "chairs" it's impossible to get out of them
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For some reason even him saying Thanks like that comes off cunty.
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They look like they will damage your lower back after just 10 minutes.
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I'm surprised he didn't bitch him out for only complimenting ONE of his two chairs and not mentioning the "flower boxes".
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You can tell he wasnt sure if it was genuine. Its odd. He thirsts for approval on twitter everyday. When he finally gets a compliment he is patronizing.
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I would have said Thanks!
Show some enthusiasm and make the person feel good.
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Ecologist pat is very concerned about monoculture and is doing his part by... not pulling weeds from his "garden". You live in a fucking city and the majority of your "yard" is crumbling concrete, you useless urbanite eater. Shut the fuck up.
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It's a gift.
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He’s desperately trying to prove to anybody that he knows how to do shit around the house. Such a weird thing to do
Edit-I would hate to see all that wood on his back porch go up in flames
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"now, i'm going to go down to the store and get some Ice Cream"
fuckin love that movie. it's lighter than the previous two but the absurdity makes it hilarious.
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Classic cluster B personality disorder. He is so insecure that he craves approval yet needs to feel superior to the people who give it.
This makes him incredibly easy to control. Hence his ridiculous "No, child." "No, child." "No, child." mental loop.
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Pat knows the moment he finishes A Christmas Carnage nobody will buy it and his author LARP is over. He's been trying the "usually I write a new book every year but my latest WIP requires so much research!" excuse so now he's moved onto "I'd love to finish the book but I've been so busy doing home improvements!"