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He sits outside until he sees a scary black person. Doesn’t last there for long.Pat sits in alley way every morning admiring his empire
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He sits outside until he sees a scary black person. Doesn’t last there for long.Pat sits in alley way every morning admiring his empire
Its just going to end up being a squirrel stash spot.I've thrown away better looking planters because they looked like shit. Bought new ones for like $15.
Except folding laundry is something else Pat will never do.Usually people knock together shitty planters like because they have some nice flowers they want to grow. Patrick gets everything ass backwards. This is literally a 15 minute job. It's like posting updates on laundry folding.
Jeepers, that wiring! I hope it's up to code.
What did code enforcement say about it? Or have you not called yet to put your mind at ease?Jeepers, that wiring! I hope it's up to code.
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Pats Dad is a master electrician child. Which in Pats mind makes Pat a master electrician so of course it’s up to code.Jeepers, that wiring! I hope it's up to code.
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It’s the job site suck boy.Pats Dad is a master electrician child. Which in Pats mind makes Pat a master electrician so of course it’s up to code.
Also what’s a master electrician? I’ve worked in construction and never heard anyone use that term.
Free ugly garbage, stlaker. It’s called reclaiming. Something Pat has quite a hankering for, if you know what I mean.I wonder if there are any homeowners who are genuinely trying to make that hellscape of a neighborhood look nicer with their own home renovation projects and practically lose their will to live every time this fat retard puts more cheap, ugly garbage outside of his home.
He thinks touch grass is literal. What a bufoon.
Weeds spread to other people's properties and create more work for them in their own yards and gardens. It isn't only that they're ugly, but they're a nuisance. Also, he doesn't have a lawnmower, edger, or the ability to have a healthy lawn, so that's really why his yard looks neglected and abandoned.
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