Old Testament Sex God

[guest]

Fatty two shirts over here.

 

[DominusOdium]

Is... Is he trying to outdo us in the humiliating Pat department?

He thought this looked great. His head is tilted way back trying to avoid making 3 chins instead of 2...hes sucking in his gut so hard he looks physically uncomfortable and his hand can't even fit in his pocket.

 

[Snake]

Do ya like the Foo Fighters, child?

 

[BudDickman]

I'm with @CarolMaxheinie on the posting of selfies being the smoking gun on him being a literal retard. Why would anyone take a picture like this, let alone post it? It is so fucking bizarre. He is so primitive with his urge to take a selfie every time he enters an unfamiliar bathroom.

Also, his clothes don't fit because he's a fat fuck and he paid a lot of money to have someone give him a lesbian haircut.

 

[guest]

this is one of the few photos of his that i can't look at for too long because it makes me uncomfortable. getting real serial killer/rapist vibes...

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Fatty two shirts over here.

Titty 2 Chinz

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s 41 but looks to be mid 50s and getting worse

 

[guest]

That receding hairline pompadour gets me everytime. He really thinks he's Elvis or something.

 

[Meownaw]

That receding hairline pompadour gets me everytime. He really thinks he's Elvis or something.

Heart attack Hotel

 

[guest]

Wtf, he looks like he's dying...there's barely any blue left in his eyes, its all white like a corpse's.

 

[Mike Glyer]

not reading this whole dumb thread, if it were mentioned, but part of it is that his hands are fat. The other is that he's wearing pants that are too small because he wants to still fit in the same size. You can see how strecthed the jeans are. Something that happens is the pockets stop being lose as well. Don't ask me how I know that.

You haven't gained a pound in 20 years, child.

 

[Mike Glyer]

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His nose is crooked. Combine that with the scar on his planetoid head and the evidence of a brain injury somewhere in his 20s or 30s really makes sense.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No, child. I am not a giant alien bug wearing an Edgar suit.

 

[guest]

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Elon Husky

 

[guest]

I've seen better looking corpses.

You can say that again brotherman.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Elon Husky

I was trying to think of who the fawk he reminded me of, and that's it. He looks like Elon Musk's fat retarded brother they kept chained in the attic and fed fish heads.

 

[guest]

I was trying to think of who the fawk he reminded me of, and that's it. He looks like Elon Musk's fat retarded brother they kept chained in the attic and fed fish heads.

I was hoping somebody appreciated that joke because I didn't think it was going to land.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I'm pretty sure his fingers are starting to club. It's not as bad as the pic from wikipedia, but his nails are starting to go glassy.

 

[guest]

what a prissy fucking pose!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

His head looks like a block of blue cheese.