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Old Testament Sex God

Snake

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Lightweight Baby, child!

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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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The "fit is very nice, actually" sweater just wasn't tight enough for Pat. He had to add some layers to really accentuate how much broader in the chest and shoulders he is than many.

The coin pocket sized regular pockets on his jeans suggests he really hasn't sized up from a 34" despite getting massively fatter too. Those fuckers are clinging on to every sinew trying not to explode off of this lardass.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Bet you the hair thing is some of those weird pseudo-psychology tricks some dudes convince themselves to do because they read that an extra inch of tallness makes you more assertive and dominant

kinda like Trump's reddish tint and power handshakes, he hates the Don because he can't be him
 

BudDickman

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So many questions. How could you wear that shirt underneath the same type of shit already? I can see maybe a T underneath but that big thick one with the big collar? lmao. Both shirts are way too small. They stop just below his bellybutton and everything looks so STIFF. If he moves his arms up even a little bit his fat belly gets exposed. Lastly, his jeans are so fat and tight on his legs because he refuses to get ones that fit thinking he's going to lose the weight some day. How can you be comfortable in jeans where you cannot even fit your hands in the pockets???

He is just a walking fat failure.
Check out the horizontal creases on those pants. They must be digging into his fat thighs whenever he sits.
 
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