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Oh here we FUCKING go…

HeyItsVos

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Luckily the most pathetic man in the world will chat baseball with him! Observe: a Mensa member whose superhuman powers of deduction led him to the belief that kissing Patrick Tomlinsons fat ass will propel him to sci fi stardom.

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Asking Pat about the DH specifically? Hildy’s a fucking troll. He’s just subtle about this shit.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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He's trying to game the algorithm into thinking he's got more engagement than he organically has. "Look, Daddy Elon! Look at how many people liked my tweet! Now will you promote my account across Shitter?"

Oh, and pat - a quick look at trending topics on Twitter suggests that people do want to talk about aliens.

Just not with you
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Rick is having a TURRRIBLE evening on X.

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EraGodless

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Hey it's baseball Rick. Giving you all the takes that people knew 3 years ago.

(He's had at least 2 amazing seasons Rick.)
He's so retarded and awkward- pitched on "defense" and hit on "offense." No shit, Pig. I don't think I've heard/read a foreigner phrase it that way, much less an American who supposedly follows the sport.
 

Pat_Torque_Monday

on a watchlist of known perverts
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Strange that people don’t want to hear the completely unqualified speculations of a fat fantasist when it comes to the subject of aliens. This is probably where Pat reveals he was approached by deep state agents years ago due to his uniquely imaginative science fiction talents to help understand the purpose of various alien artifacts, he’s actually had top secret level clearance for the last decade but is only now safe enough to talk freely about it. Then he’ll describe an episode of stargate and pass it off as real.
 

EraGodless

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Strange that people don’t want to hear the completely unqualified speculations of a fat fantasist when it comes to the subject of aliens. This is probably where Pat reveals he was approached by deep state agents years ago due to his uniquely imaginative science fiction talents to help understand the purpose of various alien artifacts, he’s actually had top secret level clearance for the last decade but is only now safe enough to talk freely about it. Then he’ll describe an episode of stargate and pass it off as real.
In his youth, Patrick was visited by Darth Vader who inspired him to become a science fiction writer and to marry the first girl he had sex with. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

patrick is fat

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Rick is having a TURRRIBLE evening on X.

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homie???

you can tell when he’s really out of his element because he uses terms like that to make his bullshit sound cool or whatever the fuck he thinks he’s doing. at least with aliens he has some kind of familiarity given that he did write about space trannies at one point. i don’t think he even likes baseball, he likes consuming it so he can post about it on twitter.
 
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