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Hey it's baseball Rick. Giving you all the takes that people knew 3 years ago.
(He's had at least 2 amazing seasons Rick.)
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Reminder: Rick had no idea what the function of a DH was.View attachment 138404
Hey it's baseball Rick. Giving you all the takes that people knew 3 years ago.
(He's had at least 2 amazing seasons Rick.)
Jesus christ, you have never said "homie" in your life, rick. 43 years old is not the time to start adopting youngster slang.View attachment 138404
Hey it's baseball Rick. Giving you all the takes that people knew 3 years ago.
(He's had at least 2 amazing seasons Rick.)
Patrick let this Japanese pitcher cry on his shoulder about Pearl Harbor and accepted his apology on behalf of America.View attachment 138404
Hey it's baseball Rick. Giving you all the takes that people knew 3 years ago.
(He's had at least 2 amazing seasons Rick.)
Yes and please hear me out.is anyone really fucking buying this?
First of all, Democrats and Republicans love coming together…when it’s in the interest of them. How many times do they start working together when the country is gonna default. Because it effects them.oh yeah democrats and republicans who normally fucking hate each other are totally interested in exposing state secrets to the american public, so much so that they’re willing to bury the hatchet and say a bunch of meaningless bullshit and talk to some faggot who produces NO NEW EVIDENDE.
Here’s the problem. Look at this from a civillian perspective who’s observed UFO’s. In the 40’s it was reports from the Italian government of downed saucers and worldwide aviation pilots reporting flying green lightning. In the 50’s most of the reports were civilians. The answer every time was “show us proof” and with witnesses it was “credibility”. Well fast forward 70 years and now we have “proof”: Undoctored military footage tracking these things. They can be attested to be seen visually and seen on radar while being tracked. On top of that the “credibility”. Yes they’re in the military but thats the point. This isn’t some working Joe saying he saw a UFO. This is a trained and experienced aviator, two of them, for the state, telling the upper levels of Government that these are real and being seen IN THE AIR in airspace. And thats the other thing. Unidentified objects, especially with their tech, being in OUR airspace, being seen regularly? The military and Government doesn’t take that lightly.every single thing he said was just “some guy told me this and you can totally trust me and him because we’ve been loyal servants to the machine for our entire lives.”
I don’t believe it’s aliens. Maybe it’s drones, even from a foreign nation. The real problem and scary thing is that (((they))) don’t know what it is, which is why it’s being investigated in the first place. When you have unidentified objects showing up in US air space and war zones we’re active in it should be the duty of the US to investigate these. And the fact that the people most highly trained to identify shit in the air can’t identify these things or explain them should scare you.“it’s all fake and gay. aliens??? get the fuck out of here with this bullshit! and that’s hit even to say aliens don’t exist. politicians just don’t tell secrets.
This is the problem. Sometimes shit happens. When you look at the history of UFO’s theres a couple clear things:i wanna say it’s to distract from the biden irs stuff but that doesn’t explain why republicans are in on it. i have no idea. what i do know is that when democrats and republicans “agree” on something and make a big show of it, it’s either fucking fake or something really bad for american people.
Thank you for reminding me of that faggots mantis story he shills every year.Back in the day his followers would have demanded it
While I think what Othani is doing is great, no one in baseball comes close to what Babe Ruth did Even if you discount the bigger parks, heavier ball, worse traveling and pretty much no training, less games in a season, ect... there's one statistic that shows how dominant Babe really was. The year he hit 60 home runs no other team hit over 50. To put that in perspective for someone to have that season this year they would need to have 180 hone runs this season to date. Oh and he was a better pitcher than Othani was but was so dominant at the plate they wouldn't let him pitch. Plus I don't think Othani is drinking beers and pounding hot dogs between innings. I guess I just want to say Pat is fat.View attachment 138404
Hey it's baseball Rick. Giving you all the takes that people knew 3 years ago.
(He's had at least 2 amazing seasons Rick.)
idk brotherman but i really appreciate the write up. i guess i should look into it moreYes and please hear me out.
First of all, Democrats and Republicans love coming together…when it’s in the interest of them. How many times do they start working together when the country is gonna default. Because it effects them.
The reason these hearings are even happening in the first place is because one of these faggots who’s produced no evidence is telling Congress that there is a shadow organization of the government that doesn’t answer to them, isn’t funded through them, and has insanely advanced technology and assets that they are keeping from Congress. Do you think (((they))) would be happy if they found out there was an even DEEPER (((((them)))))) that they weren’t being shown?
Here’s the problem. Look at this from a civillian perspective who’s observed UFO’s. In the 40’s it was reports from the Italian government of downed saucers and worldwide aviation pilots reporting flying green lightning. In the 50’s most of the reports were civilians. The answer every time was “show us proof” and with witnesses it was “credibility”. Well fast forward 70 years and now we have “proof”: Undoctored military footage tracking these things. They can be attested to be seen visually and seen on radar while being tracked. On top of that the “credibility”. Yes they’re in the military but thats the point. This isn’t some working Joe saying he saw a UFO. This is a trained and experienced aviator, two of them, for the state, telling the upper levels of Government that these are real and being seen IN THE AIR in airspace. And thats the other thing. Unidentified objects, especially with their tech, being in OUR airspace, being seen regularly? The military and Government doesn’t take that lightly.
I don’t believe it’s aliens. Maybe it’s drones, even from a foreign nation. The real problem and scary thing is that (((they))) don’t know what it is, which is why it’s being investigated in the first place. When you have unidentified objects showing up in US air space and war zones we’re active in it should be the duty of the US to investigate these. And the fact that the people most highly trained to identify shit in the air can’t identify these things or explain them should scare you.
This is the problem. Sometimes shit happens. When you look at the history of UFO’s theres a couple clear things:
From 44-56 it was a national security concern. Military pilots and air traffic control were spotting things in the air and on radar, even over Washington DC. This lead to two government investigations which left hundreds of unexplained cases, the conclusions of the reports were a massive UFO coverup and to say they’re not real. Anyone talking about it is crazy.
For the entire cold war UFO information was doled out by Government agents in UFO circles to distract from secret military project testing or to divert attention away from shit the US was doing.
But since 2010, at least, there has been a change both publically and behind the scenes. The Pentagon set up AATIP to investigate and identify UFO’s. The first videos weren’t leaked until 2018 when insiders felt the information was being suppressed from the rest of the government. (See a pattern?) and in the 5 years since then we’ve had multiple investigations on these things now that they’re being forced to confront the public.
It’s all real.
Wrong twice more, child. He doesn't do "drafts."He doesnt![]()
Ooof.... That is severely embarrassing. I bet he had a 30 tweet screed already written out.
I love when he's slapped in the face by reality like this. Hey Pat, the only people on the planet who give a fuck about what you have to say are us, and we only care enough to mock you for whatever nonsense you were going to shit out.![]()
Ooof.... That is severely embarrassing. I bet he had a 30 tweet screed already written out.
Hey he’s about 25% there at this rate in 4 days we can hear about aliens.I love when he's slapped in the face by reality like this. Hey Pat, the only people on the planet who give a fuck about what you have to say are us, and we only care enough to mock you for whatever nonsense you were going to shit out.
Yes and please hear me out.
First of all, Democrats and Republicans love coming together…when it’s in the interest of them. How many times do they start working together when the country is gonna default. Because it effects them.
The reason these hearings are even happening in the first place is because one of these faggots who’s produced no evidence is telling Congress that there is a shadow organization of the government that doesn’t answer to them, isn’t funded through them, and has insanely advanced technology and assets that they are keeping from Congress. Do you think (((they))) would be happy if they found out there was an even DEEPER (((((them)))))) that they weren’t being shown?
Here’s the problem. Look at this from a civillian perspective who’s observed UFO’s. In the 40’s it was reports from the Italian government of downed saucers and worldwide aviation pilots reporting flying green lightning. In the 50’s most of the reports were civilians. The answer every time was “show us proof” and with witnesses it was “credibility”. Well fast forward 70 years and now we have “proof”: Undoctored military footage tracking these things. They can be attested to be seen visually and seen on radar while being tracked. On top of that the “credibility”. Yes they’re in the military but thats the point. This isn’t some working Joe saying he saw a UFO. This is a trained and experienced aviator, two of them, for the state, telling the upper levels of Government that these are real and being seen IN THE AIR in airspace. And thats the other thing. Unidentified objects, especially with their tech, being in OUR airspace, being seen regularly? The military and Government doesn’t take that lightly.
I don’t believe it’s aliens. Maybe it’s drones, even from a foreign nation. The real problem and scary thing is that (((they))) don’t know what it is, which is why it’s being investigated in the first place. When you have unidentified objects showing up in US air space and war zones we’re active in it should be the duty of the US to investigate these. And the fact that the people most highly trained to identify shit in the air can’t identify these things or explain them should scare you.
This is the problem. Sometimes shit happens. When you look at the history of UFO’s theres a couple clear things:
From 44-56 it was a national security concern. Military pilots and air traffic control were spotting things in the air and on radar, even over Washington DC. This lead to two government investigations which left hundreds of unexplained cases, the conclusions of the reports were a massive UFO coverup and to say they’re not real. Anyone talking about it is crazy.
For the entire cold war UFO information was doled out by Government agents in UFO circles to distract from secret military project testing or to divert attention away from shit the US was doing.
But since 2010, at least, there has been a change both publically and behind the scenes. The Pentagon set up AATIP to investigate and identify UFO’s. The first videos weren’t leaked until 2018 when insiders felt the information was being suppressed from the rest of the government. (See a pattern?) and in the 5 years since then we’ve had multiple investigations on these things now that they’re being forced to confront the public.
It’s all real.
You mean it's the afternoonI see he’s drunk again.
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