Oh here we FUCKING go…

[RickReternal]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat hates illegals because they're far better at growing shit and fixing fences

 

[Meownaw]

Expert Pat in 3..2..1

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I wonder what Wikipedia page he reviewed in order to become an expert on this topic,

 

[kingship75]

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens, child.

 

[Butterknife]

Way to be 36 hours late to the party, Mr. Space Guy. He's such a fat fucking fraud.

 

[RickReternal]

Jesus Christ

Great detail

 

[Ladynyahh]

Now he's saying if one of his tweets gets 1000 likes he'll explain to all of us why it's ok aliens are visiting the earth. I can't wait.

 

[Udders]

I swear, if Queso offered to drop the debt if Pat handed over his twitter account, Pat wouldn't do it. Itd be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.

 

[guest]

Now he's saying if one of his tweets gets 1000 likes he'll explain to all of us why it's ok aliens are visiting the earth. I can't wait.

It would be great if aliens were on earth looking for the smartest humans to whisk off into space and teach advanced knowledges of the universe. They would take me for sure and I wouldn't have to pay my debts or watch other men gas my hog up anymore. And everyone would have to recognize I'm the smartest in the world and they're not.

 

[DanFielding]

I see he’s drunk again.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Have to watch this piggy if he starts talking about how communicates with them in a ploy for the too crazy to pay Quasi

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" Hey, want to hear the opinion of an uneducated drunk on aliens?"

Pat just because you watched every episode of Star Trek doesnt make you an authority on aliens.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

uh huh, ok

 

[guest]

That's wild!

 

[Africa.com]

"Give me an endorphin rush and I'll regurgitate a theory someone smarter than me had"

 

[Cuphead]

He's drunk and spurging right now

 

[MonsterSteve]

Something tells me he's gonna say something no matter how little likes he gets.

 

[SFWA liaison]

If this gets 1 ribs I'll call Patrick a fat faggot with bitch tits deadbeat father.