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Oh Danny Boy...

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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So yeah, delete your account, delete your Youtube channel, and fuck off into obscurity.

Know why? Wanna know why, baby boy?

Coonskin, who you fucked over with the court audio that you just had to debut on your dumb show, gave me the dox info Pat has on you. But you're going to assume that doesn't mean anything because it's an old address and Pat couldn't do anything with it, right?



On the record, Brinton Resto and Patrick S. Tomlinson are complete waterheads. I found you inside of ten fucking minutes with your old address and traced you to your new place. How's Plymouth? Is it nice?




You were way too cavalier with your information. Was your wife a mail order bride? I only got one other address for her besides living with you. She looks rough for 41. No wonder she wears all that pancake over her Easter Island head. As for you. You look like you have Down's Syndrome when you're not making cringe selfie faces, and you're fatter now than you were then. You look like a formless amoeba with a hat. Which you wear because you're a bald faggot.

You wanna act like some big shot because of your lousy show and you have some personal information on people here, that you're throwing under the bus that didn't even fuck with you because you've been taking nothing but L's lately. And you're too much of an unfunny dullard to do anything else about it. You fucking used Jon's death to try and get people to watch your Ambien variety hour. Like, the one fucking dude with the Pat shit that people respect here, but anything for more likes and subs, right?

You became a lolcow yourself. Your show sucks. You've been around some of the funniest people on internet for close to ten fucking years. How does none of it rub off on you? You're Opie Tomlinson.

Disappear into the wind now, never to return. Dare to dox anyone else or pop your Down's Syndrome looking head up again, I dox your whole fucking family. Phone numbers, addresses, photos. It's all saved. The horse is already out of the barn, running down the street.

Now...


Jesus Christ, every time I take a few days off from here....

That said, saw this coming. But not to this degree.
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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It's possible, but there's a lot I have that no one has posted yet.
Step 1-disgrace Dan in front of your community and dox/ridicule his family.

Step 2- Dan, in a well rehearsed fit of rage, messages/calls Patrick. Shows him the evidence about users he has from
His podcast. Offers to join forces, (like when firstname lastname temporarily joined forces with the space republicans to fight fonald plumpf)

Step 3- pat is convinced by this disgraced former atalker and feels confident he’s not being fucked with due to Dan being completely doxed and fucked with

Step 4- pat uses the information Dan has provided about users and tries to sue/threaten/file a police report against them. The information is all wrong again and pat is once more humiliated

Step 5- Dan is “resurrected” on the forums and becomes a Christ-like figure, having sacrificed his and his family’s anonymity to make everyone laugh

Hmmm….
 
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I can't take credit for the original Sandra Bernhard comparison but.
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Haha I was hoping someone would run with that. The one that inspired me was this:

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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Step 1-disgrace Dan in front of your community and dox/ridicule his family.

Step 2- Dan, in a well rehearsed fit of rage, messages/calls Patrick. Shows him the evidence about users he has from
His podcast. Offers to join forces, (like when firstname lastname temporarily joined forces with the space republicans to fight fonald plumpf)

Step 3- pat is convinced by this disgraced former atalker and feels confident he’s not being fucked with due to Dan being completely doxed and fucked with

Step 4- pat uses the information Dan has provided about users and tries to sue/threaten/file a police report against them. The information is all wrong again and pat is once more humiliated

Step 5- Dan is “resurrected” on the forums and becomes a Christ-like figure, having sacrificed his and his family’s anonymity to make everyone laugh

Hmmm….
Step 3 Pat calls him his mortal enemy and Dan offs himself
 
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Step 1-disgrace Dan in front of your community and dox/ridicule his family.

Step 2- Dan, in a well rehearsed fit of rage, messages/calls Patrick. Shows him the evidence about users he has from
His podcast. Offers to join forces, (like when firstname lastname temporarily joined forces with the space republicans to fight fonald plumpf)

Step 3- pat is convinced by this disgraced former atalker and feels confident he’s not being fucked with due to Dan being completely doxed and fucked with

Step 4- pat uses the information Dan has provided about users and tries to sue/threaten/file a police report against them. The information is all wrong again and pat is once more humiliated

Step 5- Dan is “resurrected” on the forums and becomes a Christ-like figure, having sacrificed his and his family’s anonymity to make everyone laugh

Hmmm….
More likely that Dan Mullen is actually a random guy and our "Dan" decided to cash this in an elaborate plot to lure Pat in. He played it long, he also didn't have the Boston accent. We shall see.
 

Jenna

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Step 1-disgrace Dan in front of your community and dox/ridicule his family.

Step 2- Dan, in a well rehearsed fit of rage, messages/calls Patrick. Shows him the evidence about users he has from
His podcast. Offers to join forces, (like when firstname lastname temporarily joined forces with the space republicans to fight fonald plumpf)

Step 3- pat is convinced by this disgraced former atalker and feels confident he’s not being fucked with due to Dan being completely doxed and fucked with

Step 4- pat uses the information Dan has provided about users and tries to sue/threaten/file a police report against them. The information is all wrong again and pat is once more humiliated

Step 5- Dan is “resurrected” on the forums and becomes a Christ-like figure, having sacrificed his and his family’s anonymity to make everyone laugh

Hmmm….

Can I be a Scorch for a minute and say I totally thought of this last night, but was being quiet about it to not blow the potential bit. As @Minaw said, I doubt he'll "team up" with a "former stlaker" after the Josiah thing.
 
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