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OGE: The Sequel

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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I didnt answer because I didnt know wtf you were talking about. Please circle what is see through for me
near the crease of his thighs, that thing that is clearly cut off what the fuck is that
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Am i losing my mind? Thats his penis, specifically the tip. He just has an ugly tiny brown dog dick

So... Was this what he sent after several shots, altering angles and changing lighting?

Or was he like Ed Wood, "cut, print. Oh, there's tip there - well, it's supposed to be there! The audience will love it!"

Glenn or Glenda looking motherfucker.
 
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You know, it dawned on me that I never actually looked up his photography. I googled him, and, risking ending up on a list somewhere, I clicked.

What I found:
  • He has no self-editing at all.
  • Too many similar shots of the same subjects.
  • Questionable composition.
  • Repeated images of the same subjects with the same weird composition (a repeated theme).
  • The occasional pretty good candid of someone.
  • ...which is then undercut by one just like it, but not as good.
  • And proof that he's a brother man after all:
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I mean, it's smack dab on the focal plane. Has to be the subject, right?

Paul, that's someone's child.

Although, reading those last two sentences back in my head... And it is Paul... Someone wheel her to safety, stat.
Looking at it again, I know what happened. He had the shutter down to like 1/8000 and caught the precise moment when she saw him, punched the nitrous, and inertia blew her head back. Everyone else was a casualty of camera shake, even at such a slim shutter speed.
 
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That is where a penis grows, child
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As a closeted queer I can tell you one thing a penis doesn't do what that weird shape is doing, his penis has a hump and is an inch above their pubis V. I think this faggot is wearing a chastity cage.
 
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