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Official onaforums 2024 death pool thread

CorradoSoprano4

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Hey there, fellow jesters! Can you believe it? We're about to leap into another year! But here's a wild thought: Instead of all that "New Year, New Me" nonsense, why not bring our community closer by organizing a cheeky little dead pool? Oh yes, nothing says unity like betting on who's gonna kick the bucket next! Let's have some twisted fun, shall we?

I personally think it could be interesting to come up with a list of the top three individuals you think are most likely to shuffle off this mortal coil in the upcoming year.

My top contenders for taking the eternal dirtnap are as follows:

1. Anthony Cumia
I know, what an original choice, but hear me out. I've got a feeling that next year might just be the time when Antony kicks the bucket. With his health struggles/alcholism, the approaching election, black people and his company on the rocks, it seems like a perfect storm. My bet is on a heart attack.

2. Sherrod Small
Given that everyone from Opie's old gang has passed away except for Sherrod, and the fact that Sherrod has started smoking crack, there's a real chance he might run into trouble with a dealer he's crossed and end up getting into a dangerous situation.

3. Artie Lange
It might sound wild, considering all the trials Artie has faced and somehow managed to survive, but I have a gut feeling that for addicts like him, the risk of relapse is so huge that it seems almost certain. Particularly when you think about his past suicidal behavior.

Pool:
Points are calculated by subtracting the age of death from 100.
(alive / dead)
#UserPick #1Pick #2Pick #3Total Points (100 - age)
1@CorradoSoprano4Anthony CumiaSherrod SmallArtie Lange0
2@Turk FebruaryEthan RalphMetokurAnthony Cumia0
3@TheGhostOfAbeVigodaRoseanne BarrChef Adam LibbyOzzy Osbourne0
4@HR@PaneraBreadRic FlairRobert DeNiroBig A0
5@DennyislifeDick van DykeBarry van DykeCharles III0
6@HeyItsVosAnthony CumiaBam MargeraDoug Stanhope0
7@CoonskinAnthony CumiaMachine Gun KellyPete Davidson0
8@Nigger John@Nigger John0
9@JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzlerJimmy CarterGene HackmanMel Brooks0
10@Zombie247Bob LevyMorgan FreemanJoe Pesci0
11@DanFieldingShannen DohertyAl PacinoPhil Collins47
12@ShutYourCakeHornMichael SchumacherBruce WillisJenna Ortega0
13@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85Michael Madsen0
14@Mr-Wrinkle-PawsDanny Partridge0
15@PickleRickleEddie VedderAnderson Cooper0
16@IanHalperinJim Norton0
17@Uncle FloydLil GotitLil KeeLil Duke0
18@Brooke ShieldsBrooke ShieldsTom GreenSimon Callow0
19@RIP-Allen-LanierJames Earl JonesBob NewhartBarbara Eden7
20@satanssockpuppetMel BrooksCarol BurnettOzzy Osbourne0
21@ThePepsiColaRapistJack NicholsonClint EastwoodBob Dylan0
22@Bullhauler BobAl PacinoLinda McMahonKeanu Reeves0
23@Sue LightningAnthony CumiaJimmy CarterDominic Chianese0
24@N64 CubeMel BrooksRobert RedfordReviewBrah0
25@StentDick van DykeMichael CaineTess Holliday0
26@Queefer SutherlandAlan GreenspanGeorge SorosWarren Buffet0
27@Torque’sHeadBumpPaul McCartneyRobert DeNiroNancy Pelosi0
28@PogromStalloneJack NicholsonGene HackmanChristopher Lloyd0
29@Patrick O'NealWilliam ShatnerCharles IIIMel Gibson0
30@Honeycomb HideoutJoe BidenHulk HoganBobo0
31@JumboYumYumsNoam ChomskyClint EastwoodYoko Ono0
32@Missy's Mangled FootsterPost MaloneMrBeastKylie Jenner0
33@NortheastPhillyTaylor Swift0
34@Racist Google InternLady DiAnthony CumiaDaniel Kurlan0
35@Cumtown FagsCharlie SheenYoko OnoMichael J. Fox0
36@RascalGerard Depardieu0
37@Torque & RoosterAndy DickBernie SandersJack Scalfani0
38@The ArmEugenia CooneyJimmy CarterOzzy Osbourne0
39@Uncle J’s Sink EmporiumMike TysonBritney SpearsAnthony Anderson0
40@JennaMonica BellucciLucy LawlessShannen Doherty47
41@cachorroMike DavidDawn CostelloJoey Diaz0
42@Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!SinbadBam MargeraShifty Shellshock51
 
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Turk February

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nice death pool, stupid
 

HeyItsVos

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Artie makes fools of everyone who picks him. He’ll outlive us all.

1) Anthony Cumia is a good pick this year. I think he and Opie will end up planning something for the 30th anniversary and the general stress of it all will be what finally does him in. Not even stress related to anything bad. Just all of the activity will be more than he’s used to like the Ultimate Warrior dying right after being inducted into the Hall of Fame.

2) Bam Margera. It’s time. Suicide through OD.

stole it from doug stanhope

That reminds me…

3) Doug Stanhope. It’ll all finally catch up with him.
 

Turk February

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Artie makes fools of everyone who picks him. He’ll outlive us all.

1) Anthony Cumia is a good pick this year. I think he and Opie will end up planning something for the 30th anniversary and the general stress of it all will be what finally does him in. Not even stress related to anything bad. Just all of the activity will be more than he’s used to like the Ultimate Warrior dying right after being inducted into the Hall of Fame.

2) Bam Margera. It’s time. Suicide through OD.



That reminds me…

3) Doug Stanhope. It’ll all finally catch up with him.
good pick with margera, I usually do 7 picks in a death pool, and hes always a favorite
 
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