Official onaforums 2024 death pool thread

[Turk February]

Me

good

 

[Dennyislife]

Diagnosis Murder. I forgot all about that show. My grandfather used to watch it. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking "this show isn't even bad."

It was repeated into the UK well beyond it's sell by date. Was my go to student days watching. They finally stopped showing it on BBC one ( biggest channel around) in 2008 well past when it was actually made.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Jimmy Carter
Gene Hackman
Mel Brooks

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jimmy Carter
Gene Hackman
Mel Brooks

Those are all solid picks. My picks suck.

 

[Turk February]

Those are all solid picks. My picks suck.

you let your penis speak when your brain should have

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

you let your penis speak when your brain should have

Ozzy was the only good pick. I don't want to fuck him though. God has fucked him. Nigga got Parkinson's. Nigga's family wheels him out for a podcast where his crone wife and his adult children yell at a nigga, browbeat a nigga and either tell a nigga to shut up every time he speaks or say "that didn't happen, you're confused." I watched two episodes of it the other night. It was depressing. Like, it actually made me feel sad.

 

[Turk February]

Ozzy was the only good pick. I don't want to fuck him though. God has fucked him. Nigga got Parkinson's. Nigga's family wheels him out for a podcast where his crone wife and his adult children yell at him, browbeat him and either tell him to shut up every time he speaks or say "that didn't happen, you're confused." I watched two episodes of it the other night. It was depressing. Like, it actually made me feel sad.

So heres why Ozzy sucks as a pick, first of all, he would score less than anyone, I would pick Ron Jeremy, but hes fucking old as shit and I want to win, so young sick men are better, also, you are a gay man who under a sheet of rain in the dark, with the smells of tinder and mud, has sex with everyone on your list.

 

[IanHalperin]

Jim Norton by suicide after his cumdumpster husband bankrupts him by buying shitty overpriced perfumes.

 

[Zombie247]

Bob Levy.
Morgan Freeman.
Joe Pesci

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So heres why Ozzy sucks as a pick, first of all, he would score less than anyone, I would pick Ron Jeremy, but hes fucking old as shit and I want to win, so young sick men are better, also, you are a gay man who under a sheet of rain in the dark, with the smells of tinder and mud, has sex with everyone on your list.

Fuck you. You just traipsed into someone else's thread and changed the rules. Your point system doesn't mean fuck SHIT you mother bitch FUCK.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So heres why Ozzy sucks as a pick, first of all, he would score less than anyone, I would pick Ron Jeremy, but hes fucking old as shit and I want to win, so young sick men are better, also, you are a gay man who under a sheet of rain in the dark, with the smells of tinder and mud, has sex with everyone on your list.

I hope none of your picks die. How do you like that?

 

[DanFielding]

Shannen Doherty
Al Pacino
Phil Collins

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I did a search for trap rappers, so I could pick possible bodies for 2023. LolOLOLOL Two of the three I picked are already dead (Lil Loaded and Lil Keed)?

My currently alive picks: Lil Gotit, Lil Kee, and Lil Duke.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Michael Schumacher
Bruce Willis
Jenna Ortega

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

good pick with margera, I usually do 7 picks in a death pool, and hes always a favorite

I’ve heard he’s actually doing well but that could always change. He even moved out of West Chester which I never thought he’d do.

 

[Turk February]

I’ve heard he’s actually doing well but that could always change. He even moved out of West Chester which I never thought he’d do.

hes essentially Artie Lange without the charm. He is going to relapse and theres no one around for him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Last year I said either Micheal Madsen or Tom Sizemore would go. Guess I’ll take Madsen this year. Need a good wrestler pick - Justin Credible?

 

[Turk February]

Last year I said either Micheal Madsen or Tom Sizemore would go. Guess I’ll take Madsen this year. Need a good wrestler pick - Justin Credible?

Didn't realize Sizemore was still alive, quality pick

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Danny Partridge

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Those are all solid picks. My picks suck.

You went heavy on dark horses. I just hope neither croak before the new Year