Official "Embarrassing PM's sent to Dan" thread.

[guest]

*****Please do not post or rib anyone else's post in this thread without at least ribbing the OP first. Thank you****

Word has it that Dan recently wrapped up his deep cover operation and has plans to expose all embarrassing DM's sent to him.

You should get a head of this and post yours first.

Here are some examples..

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ dude that is some uncharacteristically gay ass shit

 

[Jenna]

Dan post all your PMs! I got nothing to hide, even in the coloreds table. Shit I never fucked the third hottest Mean Girl.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

This thread gave me AIDS.

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Imagine being gay enough to ask for forgiveness from Danyan Z Entertainment.

 

[Opie Army]

motherfuckers are heating up...

 

[guest]

@Patreeky , I love ya Lil buddy, but you need to get in here and get in front of this!

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Is this real? Are dudes here really sliding into each other’s DMs like a high school girlfriend to talk about their feelings? Fuckin oof

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

As we call each other faggots:

Patrick gloats over the death of PCJ

Nana has a twitter account

Paul Weimar hasn't been bullied to death

 

[guest]

As we call each other faggots:

Patrick gloats over the death of PCJ

Nana has a twitter account

Paul Weimar hasn't been bullied to death

Things look good for us big picture.

Seizures on the horizon.

Nanas funeral page soon.

Weimar doesn't have the balls to kill himself, but his imprisonment is coming. Wait for the knock.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Fawk, that was the actor that plays ShutYourCakeHorn on the forum talking, sniff.

 

[guest]

As we call each other faggots:

Patrick gloats over the death of PCJ

Nana has a twitter account

Paul Weimar hasn't been bullied to death

Don't you have an indigenous hooker in your basement that needs killing or something?

 

[guest]

Is this real? Are dudes here really sliding into each other’s DMs like a high school girlfriend to talk about their feelings? Fuckin oof

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These are all very real. Lot of people trying to cover their tracks. If you sent me anything gay, just know I still have it and will drop it when I see fit.

 

[guest]

These are all very real. Lot of people trying to cover their tracks. If you sent me anything gay, just know I still have it and will drop it when I see fit.

OHHHHH SHIT!

 

[guest]

These are all very real. Lot of people trying to cover their tracks. If you sent me anything gay, just know I still have it and will drop it when I see fit.

Yes, child. I have saved each and every interaction with all of you and you will be held accounTable.. wait quietly for the post, children.

 

[Jenna]

Is this real? Are dudes here really sliding into each other’s DMs like a high school girlfriend to talk about their feelings? Fuckin oof

I'm finally at the Gay Vito subplot in my Sopranos rewatch, this is 100% the most underrated scene in the whole damn show:



Christopher and Paulie both manage to steal the scene. Paulie's absolute fury vs. Chrissy's shit-eating attitude. Then the joke that only Patsy laughs at. Just watch Chrissy's cat-that-ate-the-canary smirk whenever he's in frame.

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ already, big deal a few people become friends around a hobby, it's OK. Not everybody needs to play the gloomy, disaffected rebel that hates both the left and right and the active and passive members in lit crit. Grow up, we literally have spent weeks hurling insults and I'm beginning to think a few posters are "friends" of Pat not just brooding emo typs like @ChildSpitTake or @NoBaconEggCheese. Sue me if I'm wrong, but the forum is funnier when the focus is on the targets that it was created for, at least IMO. Now have at me, the fat, boomer, illiterate with the fat kids, who at least isn't broke like some of my biggest fans are lol.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Yes, child. I have saved each and every interaction with all of you and you will be held accounTable.. wait quietly for the post, children.

Antagonizing the only people who maybe would listen to your shitty little podcast seems a really smart move by Dan, he's playing 4D chess ova here.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Jesus Christ already, big deal a few people become friends around a hobby, it's OK. Not everybody needs to play the gloomy, disaffected rebel that hates both the left and right and the active and passive members in lit crit. Grow up, we literally have spent weeks hurling insults and I'm beginning to think a few posters are "friends" of Pat not just brooding emo typs like @ChildSpitTake or @NoBaconEggCheese. Sue me if I'm wrong, but the forum is funnier when the focus is on the targets that it was created for, at least IMO. Now have at me, the fat, boomer, illiterate with the fat kids, who at least isn't broke like some of my biggest fans are lol.

 

[guest]

These are all very real. Lot of people trying to cover their tracks. If you sent me anything gay, just know I still have it and will drop it when I see fit.

Aren’t you in your 40’s? Jesus Christ…