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Fuck retail, child.You'd be more successful now if you'd stayed at Target all these years. No joke.
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Fuck retail, child.You'd be more successful now if you'd stayed at Target all these years. No joke.
The Bible says that the second coming of Quasi can only happen after Owen rebuilds the Church of Opie on Rib Mountain.When I searched for mountains in Wisconsin this was one of the results, just showing us again that we are in a simulation:
Holy shit he’s an idiot.They're definitely Not the same drug.
For a know it all patrick's a bit of a...moron.
No, this is not true, it’s a gross oversimplification from the early days of these medications.So wait, Adderall making me feel like Im on meth means I dont have ADHD?
Then what the fuck do I have?
His description here of everything is completely incorrect.
Rick was put through a range of drugs to try and fit him in with normal people/stop him being a sped.Holy shit he’s an idiot.
Racemic Methylphenidate vs a 75% d-amp 25% l-amp mix.
Totally different effects profile too and that’s without even getting into the various time release formulations
I think Ritalin destroyed at least some of my potential. I was on it for a bit in grade 4 and then I started snapping on anyone who pissed me off and beating kids up. Then again, it was also around that time that I started having my head banged around in sports. But giving kids drugs is bad. In grade 5 I kicked a big heavy door off one of the hinges and visibly scared the fuck out of the teacher, which taught me that when these cunts try to flex their authority on me, I can demonstrate how I could crack their skull and then they'd be too freaked out by me to actually discipline me. We had some young chick who would come for one period a day to teach us health or something. She was a cunt to everyone. I told her to fuck off for the first time one day and went to leave the classroom to go beat the shit out of a bathroom stall, which I did all the time. She tried to block the door and I told her if she didn't move I'd knock her out. She kept trying standing there staring me down so I punched the chalkboard right next to her head and she leaned her back against the door, slid down it so she was sitting on the floor and started bawling. I literally taunted her like "I guess you know what's up then, you fucking crybaby" and fucked off to the bathroom to lose my shit. I'd say I belonged in a retard class but I did have some particularly cunty teachers for grade 4 and 5 and then in grade 6, 7 and 8 I had really cool teachers that didn't try to act like they had control over everything I did and I got along with them great and got good grades. I'd still beat on other kids for fucking with me though but that rarely happened at that point because everyone knew I was a psycho.
Rick really is special. Not sure about a food allergy, but he had ADHD, was autistic, and fat
I'm not a badass I was an emotional little faggot
If you actually have ADHD (he was definitely not hyper active- the opposite)- Ritalin doesn't get you high. It's the opposite. It allows you to focus and to multi-task without turning into a fucking retard. And let's say he actually had ADHD, like the defiant fucking moron he is, he couldn't just take his meds as prescribed. Nope. He has to be a fucking rebel without clue and do it in his own way, because Patrick knows best. And that's why he was a fucking 1.78 retard.
The nigga is literally on a couch for like 8-10 hours a day. That's all he does is sit still.I hacked ritalin.. Fuck off faggot you were just a spaz kid on behavior drugs
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Did he really tweet back that they're the same drug? Lol. More proof of why he got an F in chemistry and D's in biology. He's never wrong, amirite?They're definitely Not the same drug.
For a know it all patrick's a bit of a...moron.
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