Archie Luxury looks like he’s broadcasting from a bathroom stall.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Of course Pat got ripped off
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Archie Luxury looks like he’s broadcasting from a bathroom stall.
Pat would 100% tell you why his watch is better than a Rolex. His insecurities are off the charts.
20 years is a good run either way.
My cousin got one from his mother in law who's some sort of ranking member of the ching chong chinese gvt, no idea what she does 'cause I don't speaky & neither does she...first thing my Dad does is go up to my other cousin & go "How about that Rolex?" what a prick haha
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Melodramatic lying faggot as usual. I don't care if it's in Venice, Barcelona, Paris or Prague most commercially available mens' Tag Heuers (1.7 spelled it wrong) start at between 1 to 2 grand $.
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These things are probably like 10 bucks on alibaba
It looks like something you get out of a vending machine at Walmart
So brag on Twitter about it, fool. Maybe the three actual people you know will be impressed. Maybe one of them will even respond, giving that sweet, sweet, dopamine hit. God, what an awful existence.
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Worth pointing out that picture doesn't do justice to how huge and gaudy that watch looks on his fat yet girly wrist, especially when coupled with a men's warehouse blazer and blue jeans. Don't ask how I know.
Oh hey, the guy behind the desk is the lawyer that gets eaten off the turlet in Jurassic Park.
That fucking watch is probably the only thing on his body that actually moves
Yeah I glossed over that but it's just another lie from the guy who pretends to know everything. There are some Tag models that cost that and more but it's the higher end of their regular range and they certainly don't start at $16k.
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You don't think the fat rube from flyover country middle america understands the value of watches, jim?
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Having a nice watch is cool but it’s like having a nice tailored suit, there’s levels to it and even if you don’t care about that sort of thing, it’s hard not to feel shame when someone with a much nicer brand or fit turns up and looks down on yours.
It’s not even all about money, people can have super expensive suits but if they don’t button the top up because it’s not tailored properly, you look like a retard.
Nobody would care what watch you wear unless you bring it up and talk about it’s price tag like Pat. He clearly thinks a 300 dollar watch is a humble flex.
It’s not even all about money, people can have super expensive suits but if they don’t button the top up because it’s not tailored properly, you look like a retard.
Nobody would care what watch you wear unless you bring it up and talk about it’s price tag like Pat. He clearly thinks a 300 dollar watch is a humble flex.
No smart watch? I thought he was some kind of geek.
That looks awful. The non-symmetrical design of the internals makes it look like it's trying to draw a dragon or something. The hands are absolutely autismal. A 13-year-old Monster Energy chugger's idea of a cool watch.
My phone broke recently and I had to buy a watch to keep time. Just bought a $50 dollar one at my local jewellers' with a simple, sleek design. It is nice to wear once you got one.
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Of course the other alternative is that the salesman told him that so he could get the fat American oik in a baseball cap out of the shop asap