Do you think Pat puts the watch up his ass?
Not to hide it from the gooks, but just because he’s into things.
Not to hide it from the gooks, but just because he’s into things.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Of course Pat got ripped off
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Why did he *need* a watch on vacation? He carries his phone everywhere and he's always on Twitter so what was the need there?
I bet he bought the Festina because to him it sounded exotic/expensive/whatever. He's like the rube dad in Christmas Story thinking Fragile was some expensive Italian brand.
I bet he bought the Festina because to him it sounded exotic/expensive/whatever. He's like the rube dad in Christmas Story thinking Fragile was some expensive Italian brand.
That sums it up. He thought he was buying a nice italian watch but the movement inside is a common Japanese miyota movement used in cheaper brands. He would have been better off with a gshock. Plus they are more accurate than even most of those expensive brands like rolex and such. If you are trying to flex with a watch, you will need to spend a lot more than $300 to even get someones attention that knows watches.
That’s an excellent point, especially in Europe. Two sweaty, fat slobs in superhero-themed shirts loudly oinking about how overpriced everything is doesn’t scream potential sale.
Knockoff automatics don't keep time, nice having to rewind and set that shit every day, stupid. Pay $1000 for a longines faggot
A few years ago I was walking along the river right outside the Eiffel Tower and saw 20 or 30 people circled around a guy who sounded like he was doing some sort of magic trick or stunt. I walked up to see what was going on.
As I’m walking up some American woman yell out “I think it’s that one!” and throws $20 down on a table. The guy lifts up a card and says “no, no, sorry!” and takes the $20. She was completely oblivious to the fact she was playing 3 card Monty.
I refuse to believe Pat didn’t get pickpocketed by some gypsy when he was in Paris. You have to think a fat guy in a Captain America tshirt and Green Bay Packers hat is a while whale for those shifty fuckers.
I once got shunned by a group of shines when working retail, they wouldn't deal with me because my watch wasn't as "fly" as my coworkers. He had some nogged out silver and gold Invicta and I had a lowly Garmin Fenix. Cost is nothing to these (Pat included) people, he just doesn't wanna look like a poor retard. Pat why are you so bad at everything?
Invictas are gross. Id rather have the garmin.
Just hilarious that he thought this was a substitute for a Tag then overpays by 200%.
That's literally my stance, I have a shitty casio children's watch I use for work and a stainless $30 casio i use for day to day. Tells the time as good as anything else and looking like you don't give a shit about watches is better than letting the world know all you could afford is a few hundred dollars.