Obese pedophile Shane Nokes was divorce-raped for his PS2 and Wii

[MonsterSteve]

This faggot bet on HD DVD over Blu-ray. I wonder who won?

 

[TravisPickle]

It's like someone asked ChatGPT for a picture of a soulless man-child trying to emote joy. Unsettling.

"35 year old pedophile that is trying to attract the children of the year 1999+fear grimace"

I hate him

 

[Imager]

Its pretty much settled. The ONLY pure bred whites that post here have/had hard opiate addictions. @Easily_Remembered @Harry Tasker @AwfulManTitTankTop The ONLY true white warriors. BASED. The rest are pretty much confirmed to be mexican/arab/abbos/jews/half breed nigs. @Gay Faggot. before i slander you, whats your ethnicity. You can be honest. If youre truthful well take it easy on you on the Night of Long Knives. Promise.

I feel left out. Mewler is White or a Hapa.

 

[Imager]

This faggot bet on HD DVD over Blu-ray. I wonder who won?

He probably got it free at Microsoft. Was he there I. 2012? By then Blu-ray had won and they were giving this away. I got one for like $20 and got rid of it a year later.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Its pretty much settled. The ONLY pure bred whites that post here have/had hard opiate addictions. @Easily_Remembered @Harry Tasker @AwfulManTitTankTop The ONLY true white warriors. BASED. The rest are pretty much confirmed to be mexican/arab/abbos/jews/half breed nigs. @Gay Faggot. before i slander you, whats your ethnicity. You can be honest. If youre truthful well take it easy on you on the Night of Long Knives. Promise.

There’s your confirmation, Phishster.

 

[DiaperPartyWOW]

This is Big Daddy Don McGowan, who apparently specializes in labor law and mergers/acquisitions. Not sure what Shane thinks he'd use him for but Don seems far too expensive and important for Shane, anyway.

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[MonsterSteve]

He must be really depressed right now. I'm going to get really nerdy for a second and point out that the hardcore "Xbox" fanboys on Twitter have been melting down the last few months b/c Microsoft is starting to release all of their major exclusive games on Playstation and it pretty much signifies that Playstation has won the 'console war' and the next Xbox console is most likely its last. I'm sure Shane is struggling with this news and he's probably struggling even more knowing the Switch 2 is coming out in a few weeks and he cannot afford it b/c he's broke and has to play old ass Xbox 360 games on his Xbox One. I know his type. He's the type to hang around Gamestop and never buy anything. He just talks to the people who work there and acts like he's in the know. How do I know this? I worked there in college, and you always had these 2 or 3 weirdos that would show up every now and then and act like they knew everything there was to know about gaming yet never buy a damn thing.

Hey Shane, you STINK.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Shane lies so fucking much, like Patrick. He worked "for" MS for 17 years but in 2012 he said online he was a consultant until 2008, then mentioned he was on hiatus at that time. I guess they really didn't need him. Naturally he shape shift his story to "prove" me wrong but suffice to say he spent 9 of 17 years as a contractor not an employee at a bare minimum with some extensive time off on "hiatus" in those 8 years as an actual employee, yet somehow he's here 9 years later talking like he was CEO. He needs derath by bricking. View attachment 261465View attachment 261468

"Hybrid role" LMAO. Yea sucking AND fucking.

 

[Suetonius]

“$400 for Xbox” is the best thing about this. She bought the Xbox for him. She said you can keep it but you’re paying me back.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

So he was a very big and important person at Microsoft yet I don’t see any mention in his divorce papers about owning Microsoft stock. I guess instead of using that money to get employee stock he spent it on video games and Mountain Dew.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“$400 for Xbox” is the best thing about this. She bought the Xbox for him. She said you can keep it but you’re paying me back.

I’m still laughing the fact that their listed assets were video game systems. Imagine working for a law office and having to type that up with a straight face. People mention the famous story of a couple beanie babies collection being part of their divorce but I wonder how many cases are there of ridiculous stuff having to be listed in a divorce case. I’m guessing at least one or two divorces in the past years have had to list funko pops.

 

[captain_kamala]

So he was a very big and important person at Microsoft yet I don’t see any mention in his divorce papers about owning Microsoft stock. I guess instead of using that money to get employee stock he spent it on video games and Mountain Dew.

I don't think dan had invented equity compensation yet.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don't think dan had invented equity compensation yet.

If he doesn’t own any Microsoft stock then Shane might be a bigger loser than I imagined - he simps hard for everything Microsoft yet doesn’t own stock? Companies like that make it easy for even the lowest paid employees to be able to get employee stock and if he didn’t that’s just retarded. The quarterly dividends from my shares of MSFT pay me more than what Microsoft currently pays Shane.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

If he doesn’t own any Microsoft stock then Shane might be a bigger loser than I imagined - he simps hard for everything Microsoft yet doesn’t own stock? Companies like that make it easy for even the lowest paid employees to be able to get employee stock and if he didn’t that’s just retarded. The quarterly dividends from my shares of MSFT pay me more than what Microsoft currently pays Shane.

Has he ever been specific with what he claims to have done? From my recollection it’s always vague buzzwords and duty descriptions.

If he was at the level he alludes to constantly and incessantly to anybody who he communicates with (about anything) then he absolutely should have had stock remuneration and options.

Of course he was just a low level drone, and at best he could have enrolled in some employee discount program to buy stock, and he wouldn’t have because he’s poor and stupid.

 

[JackieTober]

This faggot bet on HD DVD over Blu-ray. I wonder who won?

Weight gain. By a lot.

 

[porquedealer]

Has he ever been specific with what he claims to have done? From my recollection it’s always vague buzzwords and duty descriptions.

If he was at the level he alludes to constantly and incessantly to anybody who he communicates with (about anything) then he absolutely should have had stock remuneration and options.

Of course he was just a low level drone, and at best he could have enrolled in some employee discount program to buy stock, and he wouldn’t have because he’s poor and stupid.

His list of bullshit is long and fantastical. From programming flight sims when he was 4 years old to being involved with creation/maintenance/coding of the FAT (lol) file system.

Yet, when divorcing at ~30 he had no assets other than some games consoles.
And despite being such an accomplished programmer from the age of 4. Has no evidence to show of anything.
Since ever/retiring he has done nothing but play video games. No private work/projects etc.
There are no credit worth anything to his name to be found and no-one else in the massive network of Microsoft employees has anyone come to his defence or aid in his online pissing contests.

He has Pat '6 figure author' levels of crafting a lie.
Fat and stupid like him too.
Shane is Pat if he didn't find women to mooch off of.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His list of bullshit is long and fantastical. From programming flight sims when he was 4 years old to being involved with creation/maintenance/coding of the FAT (lol) file system.

Yet, when divorcing at ~30 he had no assets other than some games consoles.
And despite being such an accomplished programmer from the age of 4. Has no evidence to show of anything.
Since ever/retiring he has done nothing but play video games. No private work/projects etc.
There are no credit worth anything to his name to be found and no-one else in the massive network of Microsoft employees has anyone come to his defence or aid in his online pissing contests.

He has Pat '6 figure author' levels of crafting a lie.
Fat and stupid like him too.
Shane is Pat if he didn't find women to mooch off of.

Didn’t someone here or KF look up his gamer tag and find out he sucks at playing video games? Very fitting for Shane - the only he does all day that’s close to productive is playing video games and he’s not even good at that.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Didn’t someone here or KF look up his gamer tag and find out he sucks at playing video games? Very fitting for Shane - the only he does all day that’s close to productive is playing video games and he’s not even good at that.

He has a .89 kill death ratio in halo infinite

 

[MYTHCHILD]

His list of bullshit is long and fantastical. From programming flight sims when he was 4 years old to being involved with creation/maintenance/coding of the FAT (lol) file system.

Yet, when divorcing at ~30 he had no assets other than some games consoles.
And despite being such an accomplished programmer from the age of 4. Has no evidence to show of anything.
Since ever/retiring he has done nothing but play video games. No private work/projects etc.
There are no credit worth anything to his name to be found and no-one else in the massive network of Microsoft employees has anyone come to his defence or aid in his online pissing contests.

He has Pat '6 figure author' levels of crafting a lie.
Fat and stupid like him too.
Shane is Pat if he didn't find women to mooch off of.

Didn’t he claim he was making a game by himself, too?

Not just using the unreal engine, but building it entirely himself lol.

It should be easy to verify by posting his GitHub commits.

Open offer to Shane, I know you’re reading this, demonstrate debugging, refactoring, or architectural decisions on a project, or really any portfolio walkthrough, and I will send you $1000 worth of bitcoin.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

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He has a .89 kill death ratio in halo infinite

Further context. He’s 0.89 at Gold 2 600 ELO after 4000 games.

That level of play is 7 year old children and third worlders using the xbox one and terrible monitors on 400 ping.

The average casual gamer would progress above his rank after 100 games at most, and he has over 4000.