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Obese pedophile Shane Nokes was divorce-raped for his PS2 and Wii

i'm not a halo guy but i can play casual fps games like call of duty and battlefield while listening to a podcast or something and still go positive. i'm pretty sure even nana would give shane a run for his money.

He’s going consistently negative against the lowest skilled players in the game.

I have 380 ranked games played on Halo infinite in 5 years or so, less than 80 games a year, and I can still get into the highest rank bracket of 1500 onyx with a >1 KD and I play (any) games at most 3-4 hours a week.

His whole life is gaming and he can’t even get out of the lowest skilled pool of players, presumably he also blames his fibromyalgia for that.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
He’s going consistently negative against the lowest skilled players in the game.

I have 380 ranked games played on Halo infinite in 5 years or so, less than 80 games a year, and I can still get into the highest rank bracket of 1500 onyx with a >1 KD and I play (any) games at most 3-4 hours a week.

His whole life is gaming and he can’t even get out of the lowest skilled pool of players, presumably he also blames his fibromyalgia for that.
I'm so wet rn
 
Me too, I've never played a thing but GTA cruising around and EA sports games, so the thought of being a gaming stud is just masculine,

You’re missing the point, even at gaming - which is gay and lazy, he devotes his entire life to it and is still trash. He’s a profound failure.

I play sporadically and I’m still much better than he could ever be, because he’s a failure at everything, he probably doesn’t even try to improve at playing games and treats it like he treats working, which is minimal effort and blaming everybody else.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
You’re missing the point, even at gaming - which is gay and lazy, he devotes his entire life to it and is still trash. He’s a profound failure.

I play sporadically and I’m still much better than he could ever be, because he’s a failure at everything, he probably doesn’t even try to improve at playing games and treats it like he treats working, which is minimal effort and blaming everybody else.
I can tell by your video game stats that you have a strong work ethic. That's really admirable.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
You’re missing the point, even at gaming - which is gay and lazy, he devotes his entire life to it and is still trash. He’s a profound failure.

I play sporadically and I’m still much better than he could ever be, because he’s a failure at everything, he probably doesn’t even try to improve at playing games and treats it like he treats working, which is minimal effort and blaming everybody else.
It’s the closest thing to something productive he does everyday and he’s made that and a soda his entire personality. If you do something everyday but you’re not good at it - what are you doing?
 

faggot lurker

I'm from Kiwifarms
Jews have been known to be sneaky....but ill admit i feel silly. Thats some real nice aryan skin you got there brothaman. Not as nice as mine but it gets you in the klub. Welcome. Were 1%ers.
I didn't think Oscar and Anatoli was all that popular with the brown folk. Learn something new every day.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Jews have been known to be sneaky....but ill admit i feel silly. Thats some real nice aryan skin you got there brothaman. Not as nice as mine but it gets you in the klub. Welcome. Were 1%ers.
I come from a long line of Jew haters drugster. Biological. I was not raised to hate them. It is just in my blood.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
I come from a long line of Jew haters drugster. Biological. I was not raised to hate them. It is just in my blood.
Thats totally understandable. I apologize for any confusion. Let us hold hands as brothers against the tyranny that is against us. Together we achieve greatness.

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(I used to inject in that vein in the top right. See how healthy and healed up it is! Aren't you proud of me??? True aryan warrior shit right there"
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Thats totally understandable. I apologize for any confusion. Let us hold hands as brothers against the tyranny that is against us. Together we achieve greatness.

84b44e9d3e374984b2f130c8d31a85cd.jpeg


(I used to inject in that vein in the top right. See how healthy and healed up it is! Aren't you proud of me??? True aryan warrior shit right there"
Faaawwk brotherman. I immediately looked there because it didn’t look right. I thought your arm got fucked up or something. Nice addiction, stupid.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Faaawwk brotherman. I immediately looked there because it didn’t look right. I thought your arm got fucked up or something. Nice addiction, stupid.
What doesnt kill us makes us stronger brothaman. These veins pump nothing but cold American righteous blood these days. Im addicted to nothing but african buttholes and Ws. Nothing more nothing less. Snapping checks and cashing necks bruddah.
 

faggot lurker

I'm from Kiwifarms
Thats totally understandable. I apologize for any confusion. Let us hold hands as brothers against the tyranny that is against us. Together we achieve greatness.

84b44e9d3e374984b2f130c8d31a85cd.jpeg


(I used to inject in that vein in the top right. See how healthy and healed up it is! Aren't you proud of me??? True aryan warrior shit right there"
Your freckles insinuate Irish ancestry. Please tell me I'm wrong.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Your freckles insinuate Irish ancestry. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Roughly 50% potato nigger, 50% germ last i checked. Everyone always told me the hack joke "you look like someone threw shit at you through a screen door" when i was a kid but as i got older my face freckles disappeared from sun poisoning/working outside everyday and now theyre just on my arms/dick skinners
 
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