Norton headlining Comedy Mothership

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’ll be in Austin this weekend and had hoped to go see some good standup as a buddy of mine is in with the crew there. Imagine my disappointment to see that the headliner every night is Jim Norton.

If I end up meeting him, what could I say that sounds innocuous to others but would really send him into a rage? I didn’t listen to the show but have never liked the look of the guy and found him embarrassing on those old clips from CQ’s show. Plus I hate degenerates and would enjoy upsetting him. TIA.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Mention that AIDS riddled Viking that was fucking the lining out of him.

Or ask him if he liked Gibby’s Restaurant in Montreal.

 

[Dennyislife]

Mention prince Alan being a webcam man porn star and how everyone is laughing at him about it. Simple

 

[wbgreen]

If you go, you'll save money and see better acts by seeing to the showcase in the smaller room instead. Adam Eget handpicks comics. He's come a long way from giving handjobs under the George Washington Bridge.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Print a poster quality photo showing you* and Prince Alan and ask for Norton to sign it.

(* or the pic at the Canadian restaurant)

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

or Nick Mullen, who Norton secretly hates

explain please, thanks

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Make a sign that mentions how Norton raped an unconscious drunk woman, and write the link and timestamp to the video where Norton admits it.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Tell him Jeter insisted he take a pic with you when you met him at a benefit.

 

[Single Action Army]

Go into a diatribe about how you collect celebrity photos too. Elaborate that your apartment is full of them and, despite being obsessed with it for years, your place still feels empty and so does that hole in your heart. "Sorry for rambling, Mr. Norton. You'd probably have no idea what I'm talking about."

Or shoot him idc

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

If you go, you'll save money and see better acts by seeing to the showcase in the smaller room instead. Adam Eget handpicks comics. He's come a long way from giving handjobs under the George Washington Bridge.

I wouldn’t go if I had to pay.

I’m on a flight right now to another city and Lewis Black is on here. I spotted him and thought “He looks like Lewis Black but way older.” Kindly flight attendant doxed him to me. Maybe I can ask him to let me make a video of him saying “I’ll pose for a selfie with anyone but Jimmy Norton, I don’t want to end up cum-pasted to the wall of his SRO.” Open to other suggestions since anything would be better than that idea.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

explain please, thanks

Norton was secretly dating a twink and introduced him to Nick Mullen, who then proceeded to have intercourse. This enraged Norton. We had proofs on the old subreddit but it got erased when Thomas Apostle nuked it.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Tell him KISS and Ozzy are faggot kid touchers. Then throw rum at his face. Hopefully he’ll taste it, and turn back into a faggot drunk.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Norton was secretly dating a twink and introduced him to Nick Mullen, who then proceeded to have intercourse. This enraged Norton. We had proofs on the old subreddit but it got erased when Thomas Apostle nuked it.

Should I ask for a pic and but make it a video and say “I think you know my friend Nick Mullen” as he’s looking at the camera?

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

*Introduce yourself as D.L. Hughley.
*Tell him you miss hearing him on the radio (if he mentions Jim & Sam, say something like “Oh yeah that wrestling show.”)
*Use the term DRY DRUNK.
*Ask him why he “tapped out” on his phone during his big JRE interview.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Introduce yourself as D.L. Hughley.

I don’t have that kind of melanin.

Maybe I should ask “Why do they call you the worm?” or ask him to record a video message for my Moroccan friend Antwan who’s a big fan.

 

[eggfeller]

Norton was secretly dating a twink and introduced him to Nick Mullen, who then proceeded to have intercourse. This enraged Norton. We had proofs on the old subreddit but it got erased when Thomas Apostle nuked it.

is this a joke? a nick fucking a twink rumor would have spread like wildfire if not

 

[Cyberatorquer]

is this a joke? a nick fucking a twink rumor would have spread like wildfire if not

I can only refer to the old sub. It was gone within 2 days

 

[BootyJuice]

Tell him KISS and Ozzy are faggot kid touchers. Then throw rum at his face. Hopefully he’ll taste it, and turn back into a faggot drunk.

For FAWWWWWK’S SAKE, don’t let us down Salted Carmel Trupphle

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Maybe I should ask Lewis Black if he and Jimmy got “particularly close” while they were sharing a cell?

 

[guest]

You won’t do anything let’s be honest.