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ARE YOUR HAND IS STROKE YOUR COCK
What?
Find Christ.
I’m serious. You haven’t got unlimited time to do it.
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ARE YOUR HAND IS STROKE YOUR COCK
Is your wife a virtuous anal queen now? Too many tears from her bulls? I heard she orgasms during her colonoscopies and you touch yourself when you smell the camera come out. I realize your long post history makes you likely to not be Eric, but incase you are we'll focus on Carrie's rotted kike shit pipe.ARE YOUR HAND IS STROKE YOUR COCK
Pats good friend Louise Mensch has some ties to that Welsh kiddy fiddler. Sucks he was so deplorable, because “Rooftops” was a banger back in 2005. Blasted that song all fucking summer.Remembah this guy
Ian Watkins is the lead singer of the Welsh rock band Lostprophets. He was born July 30, 1977. Watkins is a singer-songwriter, musician, and convicted child sex offender. He was sentenced to 35 years in prison for sexually abusing infant children. He was jailed in 2013 after admitting 13 sex offenses, including the attempted rape of a baby. He was given an extended sentence that included a 29-year prison term followed by an additional six years on license. Watkins has also been sentenced to more prison time for hiding a phone in his anus.
That last line had me howling
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I thought this thread was going to be about how NoBacon's undying love for Amy Schumer.
But again, it's just him screeching about Hildy.
Do you ever not defend your friend Eric Hildeman? What is it you admire so much about him?
Is Mother speaking to you again from beyond the grave?
If you don't know, NoBacon hates both his dead parents. His mother in particular spent every day accusing lil NoBacon of being molested by pedophiles, because everyone is a pedophile.
In spite of hating his dead mommy, NoBacon also feels compelled to carry on her legacy and behave exactly as she did.
YikesGod insisted that Eve have sex with Cain, in order to populate the earth. Then Adam had sex with Cains daughters.
The bible is bullshit. Christianity is stupid. Give up.
She would have been right about you and your friend Eric.
Mother was correct to scream at lil NoBacon everyday about pedophiles. Even though she herself has passed, her need to obsess and fixate on pedophiles lives on through her son.
All those nights crying in your room, can't go out and play with the other kids. Their parents are all pedophiles who molest you. So you stay inside, play video games, absorb more teachings from Mother.
You do know the elites that run society are literally pedophiles, right?
Podesta, Clinton, spirit cooking, Marina Abramovic, Huma… Epstein was a Mossad asset to blackmail pedophile rulers, Savile killed and raped 100s of kids in Britain over 30 years+ and was knighted by the royal family.
Hollywood is ran by and for pedophiles. Moloch rituals, adrenachrome. The media protects them and covers for them.
Who’s really insane? The fat jew who pretends everything is how the official narrative portrays it, or the person who sees were being ruled by pedophile Satanist’s and doesn’t like it?
LIAR! She was six:Mohammed married a 9 year old, and The Talmud says it's OK to have sex with 3 year olds.
Any grown man who decides he wants to become his Mother is pretty insane. Norman Bates, for example.
Norman Bates was fictional. I’m not surprised you can’t discern fiction from reality since you live in a fairy tale world where the CIA are ethical and Eric Hildeman is virtuous.
Actually, Norman Bates was inspired by serial killer Ed Gein. Ed Gein was so devastated by the death of his controlling mother that he murdered women to create "a woman suit", so he could literally become his own mother.
It's the "civilized sex offender" deal. heh.What?
Find Christ.
I’m serious. You haven’t got unlimited time to do it.
Why do you know so much about this stuff? It’s non stop with you. Very weird.
It's 3x, right? I assumed the numbers inside the parentheses were exponents: (x^4/x^3)3Simplify: (x4 / x3)3
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