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They are. They totally are. You’ll just have to………believe. If you don’t, hell awaits you, stlaker child sweetie sinner angel.Are these scriptures? I'm confused.
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They are. They totally are. You’ll just have to………believe. If you don’t, hell awaits you, stlaker child sweetie sinner angel.Are these scriptures? I'm confused.
Typical atheist blather.They are. They totally are. You’ll just have to………believe. If you don’t, hell awaits you, stlaker child sweetie sinner angel.
I think he was trashing it by saying muh faith.Typical atheist blather.
"The Bible totally says this!"
"Show me."
"Uhh well it implies it! You're the dumb-dumb!"
It's not hard to pick up a bible, brotherman. Cain and Eve didn't have children together and Adam didn't fuck his daughters. That's not in the text and it's easy enough to verify.
The classical response is that Adam and Eve had many children who the Bible didn't mention because they weren't predecessors of Jesus - if the Bible was a history of everyone it would never have been finished. So, some time in the nearly 1000 years Adam was alive he had many children with Eve and one of their children did indeed marry Cain. Say what you will about the propriety of that but it's a far cry from Cain fucking his mother and Adam fucking his daughters.
On top of all that, there's actual scientific evidence that we can all trace our mitochondria back to one woman. They even call her Mitochondrial Eve.
I didn’t bother to read any of that, so you must feel pretty dumb writing all that stuff, thinking you’d have the upper hand or something silly.Typical atheist blather.
"The Bible totally says this!"
"Show me."
"Uhh well it implies it! You're the dumb-dumb!"
It's not hard to pick up a bible, brotherman. Cain and Eve didn't have children together and Adam didn't fuck his daughters. That's not in the text and it's easy enough to verify.
The classical response is that Adam and Eve had many children who the Bible didn't mention because they weren't predecessors of Jesus - if the Bible was a history of everyone it would never have been finished. So, some time in the nearly 1000 years Adam was alive he had many children with Eve and one of their children did indeed marry Cain. Say what you will about the propriety of that but it's a far cry from Cain fucking his mother and Adam fucking his daughters.
On top of all that, there's actual scientific evidence that we can all trace our mitochondria back to one woman. They even call her Mitochondrial Eve.
An atheist who didn't bother to read? How novelI didn’t bother to read any of that, so you must feel pretty dumb writing all that stuff, thinking you’d have the upper hand or something silly.
Here’s a funny picture
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ARE YOUR HAND IS STROKE YOUR COCKAn atheist who didn't bother to read? How novel
Ah well, I still had fun.I think he was trashing it by saying muh faith.
God insisted that Eve have sex with Cain, in order to populate the earth. Then Adam had sex with Cains daughters.
The bible is bullshit. Christianity is stupid. Give up.
Of course there is, that would be true of any species.On top of all that, there's actual scientific evidence that we can all trace our mitochondria back to one woman. They even call her Mitochondrial Eve.
Those incestuous creeps!Of course there is, that would be true of any species.
Projection, much?I also think you’re most likely attracted to little boys.
Your wife has a rotted shit pipe is that from you or the guy before who she sued?Projection, much?
It’s you silly christians who like to fuck kids, remember?
Projection, much?
It’s you silly christians who like to fuck kids, remember?
Simplify: (x4 / x3)3
I’m a Christian and I have a STEM degree. Can you do basic algebra?
It’s what I always ask atheists, if they can’t then there’s really zero point to even talk to them.
It’s always the same 70 IQ owns like “duhhhh Noah had 2 of every animal???? Hahaha” or the one you already posted about Eve.
What kind of asshole writes x4 instead of 4x? Anyway the answer is 4.Simplify: (x4 / x3)3
I’m a Christian and I have a STEM degree. Can you do basic algebra?
What kind of asshole writes x4 instead of 4x? Anyway the answer is 4.
No argument here. That guy's a problem.Eric Hildeman advances his belief “celibate pedophiles” like himself are morally virtuous and deserve admiration. He does this almost daily on his social media platforms.
He admits to being a “celibate pedophile” and I don’t trust a word an admitted pedophile says. Eric Hildeman has likely assaulted minors.
ARE YOUR HAND IS STROKE YOUR COCKSimplify: (x4 / x3)3
I’m a Christian and I have a STEM degree. Can you do basic algebra?
It’s what I always ask atheists, if they can’t then there’s really zero point to even talk to them.
It’s always the same 70 IQ owns like “duhhhh Noah had 2 of every animal???? Hahaha” or the one you already posted about Eve.
It's 100% a kikeView attachment 136423
I noticed this tranny changed his profile message before privating his profile and running away.
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