No pictures of who he's with. Weird.

[Caverlock]

Caverlock please you have been one of the good ones, wtf is that on that picture? Is it supposed to be food or I am having a stroke?

Pat tricked you all. It's model food taken at extreme close-up. The mess hall in his newest spaceship model features over 350 tiny plates of food, painstakingly crafted instead of working or caring for his offspring.

Like his famous beds, each plate is the size of a shuttlecraft.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Dry, burnt stuffing

Is that shit supposed to be stuffing? I thought it was sweet potatoes. Pat sure does love his carbs.

 

[guest]

croissants from a can
Dry, burnt stuffing
Canned cranberries
Pre-sliced ham from a serving tray??
giant, unmelted pieces of butter
no placemat or proper napkins

Nobody eats like this except white trash bumfuck wisconsin fat rubes
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[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

No child, you won't be allowed in my sty for Pigsgiving this year, as you support a murderer. I don't care who you are

 

[Steroid Maximus]

croissants from a can
Dry, burnt stuffing
Canned cranberries
Pre-sliced ham from a serving tray??
giant, unmelted pieces of butter
no placemat or proper napkins

Nobody eats like this except white trash bumfuck wisconsin fat rubes
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Who the fuck looks at those stick-figure arms and thinks "woah, that guy clearly lifts weights"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You’re right. The rolls look a day old - if they were fresh, the butter would be melting.

The ham is pre-cut and comes from a casserole dish in the upper left. Note how thin the remaining ham is.

Since niki doesnt eat meat (heh) thats all his. Its clearly like 4 slabs of ham. The roll cut in half also screams leftovers. Nobody cuts one of those in half ( they are 2 bites) unless ther was only like 3 and they split one.

4 bites of ham and the rest is all starch and carbs.

Pathetic Thanksgiving part 2 is a big hit. I look forward to part 3.

 

[guest]

Fat fuck.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

So every year for Thanksgiving: we make Jiffy corn muffins, either in muffin form or just in a baking sheet for cornbread squares. It's so fucking simple to make: 1/3 a cup of milk, an egg, a bowl for mixing and a pan for baking. 20-25 minutes for prep and cooking at 400 degrees. Comes out better than any dinner roll-in-a-can you can find for the same amount of prep time, and you can really discern the quality between the two. And ONE box of Jiffy is cheaper than one roll-out tin of Pilsbury, yet he still defaults to ready-made crap anyway.

How can this fucking nigger be a writer and have absolutely no taste, or want of taste?

And any plans with family and/or friends - even if you're doing Friendsgiving or a fruity three days of feasting - usually involves the actual fucking DAY of Thanksgiving...not a Hungryman meal at a fucking bar.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat thinks he’s special eating thanksgiving leftovers today. The entire country is eating leftovers today, stupid. It makes me happy that Niki’s family told her she can come but her dumb pig husband isn’t allowed.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

This is driving me nuts. Who butters their rolls like this? If it melts, it's going to go all over the plate. It's like not slicing a bagel and smearing cream cheese on top of it or putting a cheeseburger on top of the bun instead of inside of it. "Pants-shitting retard" gets thrown around a lot but stuff like this makes me believe it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’ll be a real shame that cyber stalkers have more than enough evidence Rick spent thanksgiving alone. Even more of a shame that they’ll be able to point out he’s eating his breadwinner wife’s leftovers because he wasn’t invited.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He can't even look out another plate and fork to further his lies about not being alone for the holidays. Everyone recognized his only utensils and dinnerware. The lies collapsed instantly.

Why is he so obsessed with us?

 

[NoBacon]

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What the fuck is this? Is this reheated canned leftovers from Nikki’s thanksgiving without him?

this doesn’t even remotely resemble a proper thanksgiving meal. It looks like space tube food

 

[BudDickman]

Where's the turkey?

 

[potatopeeler63]

He can't even look out another plate and fork to further his lies about not being alone for the holidays. Everyone recognized his only utensils and dinnerware. The lies collapsed instantly.

Why is he so obsessed with us?

if it was anyone else i would feel bad, some sympathy for such a lonely existence

but then you realize rick would put you in prison for not taking the fauci ouchi, and literally shoot you with his 5 amazon guns if it were legal just because you don’t agree with his political opinions

He deserves everything, that cocksucker

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Holidays are the best times for Pat posting, picking apart how shitty his life really is

 

[kingship75]

Where's the turkey?

What happened to the groceries?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

What happened to the groceries?

How important is the family?

 

[guest]

There's no turkey and it's the same plate and cutlery seen in all his shitty food photos. He's alone at home eating the leftovers Drinky brought back from the dinner yesterday that he either wasn't invited to or refused to go to because they're Republicans. What a colossal fucking loser he is.

 

[NoBacon]

It looks like those trick photos where you can’t identify anything. Straight up.