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NO ONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT THEIR BIRTHDAY

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"Waaaa mommy government help me kill myself"

Be a man and do it yourself
I plan to in my 60s.

Here I’m talking about putting down more elderly and terminal patients earlier on before their families go bankrupt so they can… what? See them laying in a bed on tubes for a few more days?

Euthanasia is clearly the morally superior policy and anyone who disagrees is a childish sentimental pussy
 

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I plan to in my 60s.

Here I’m talking about putting down more elderly and terminal patients earlier on before their families go bankrupt so they can… what? See them laying in a bed on tubes for a few more days?

Euthanasia is clearly the morally superior policy and anyone who disagrees is a childish sentimental pussy
"Waaaa mommy government I need you to make the morally superior choice to murder my grandma. If I do it I might get in trouble!"
 

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WOULD
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Is it anyones Birthday today that might have inspired this post?

Anyone at all?

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Jokes aside it was fucking horrifying. It's like something you read about happening in like Syria. Not Kitchener.
My first girlfriend in Houston was an ER internist. Spent a lot of time socializing with doctors and came away with a theory that they all sort cleanly into one of three camps:

1-Asians and foreigners whose parents made them become doctors; doesn’t tell you much about personality.

For people who actually chose it, they’re mostly either:
2-True altruists who always admired the field and want to save lives
3-The douchiest psychopathic narcissists you’ll ever meet who will openly cheat on their partner with other doctors at a party and then expect everyone to act like nothing happened when the wife shows up. SCUM.
 
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