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NO ONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT THEIR BIRTHDAY

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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btw- everyone is born in october because November/December are cold months, and niggas have sex to keep warm

Bitter Waiters TOTALLY don't get pissed having to sing happy birthday 2 times a night for an adult male
 

Child..

11 people use this account
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We've breached containment. Enjoy assimilation funsters
We're the captain now

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Imagine how gay you would have to be to care about this. Y'all should be full of regrets for why you had to be born into this world of suffering and not foolishly celebrating yourself. I mean, look at somebody like, IDK, ミスタースパーコル for example. Never had a gf, misanthrope, Satanist, smugly thinks he's so smart being a smug prick. Give me one reason why this "person" should exist. So he can watch anime and porn like a fag? At that point there's no difference.
Go to mass, cunt.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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This is nonsense but I wish it was true.

We don’t practice nearly enough euthanasia. We’ll put a pet down when their life is painful, but not a human? Fuck religious faggots
I have a personal experience where I believe someone close to me was murdered to relieve the burden they were placing on the OHIP system. Could be paranoia.
 
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