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We'll find out because he will be compelled to immediately correcT the record when funsters xeet him.I was wondering about the same thing: if he’s quiet after the hearing does that mean he’s in the clink? Lmao
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We'll find out because he will be compelled to immediately correcT the record when funsters xeet him.I was wondering about the same thing: if he’s quiet after the hearing does that mean he’s in the clink? Lmao
I hope everybody gives him some space on the day of. He needs lots of time to prepare and get his head together. Childing stlakers all morning won't help him at all.We'll find out because he will be compelled to immediately correcT the record when funsters xeet him.
The only legal recording would be quasis if he arranges that to happen but at least it would be recorded. We can only hope at some point it becomes public. Not sure the legality of him sharing it publicly.If there are specific rules stating no cell phones, no cameras, no audio recordings, don't do it. It's illegal. Don't give fatso any reason to squeal, "SEE, OINK, THEY'RE CRIMINALS!! I TOLD YOUUUU!! OINK, FART, OINK"
Whatever you do, dont fuel his oppositional disorder by telling him to cooperate with the court and bring the income documents or a check for $50k required to speed up the process of paying quasi.I hope everybody gives him some space on the day of. He needs lots of time to prepare and get his head together. Childing stlakers all morning won't help him at all.
If Quasi's attorney is permitted to record the proceedings but is not granted permission to share it publicly, Quasi could have one of the autists do an animated reinactment using the official court transcripts, but with the appropriate inflections, pauses, stutters, screams, etc. as heard in the audio recording without using the actual recording.The only legal recording would be quasis if he arranges that to happen but at least it would be recorded. We can only hope at some point it becomes public. Not sure the legality of him sharing it publicly.
Danforo describes a state of being separated from Owen.Maybe Dan is claiming he isn't going is just a work and he'll report all the proceedingshereon whatever danforo is.
It's a serviceable Plan B and much more legal, but let's not kid ourselves and pretend a re-enactment will come close to the real thing. Just compare the Nadolski transcript to the actual audio. You totally miss a lot of amusing interruptions and don't get a sense of the pace of conversation in the transcript. The transcript dropped first and it was amusing, but none of us could have predicted the judge's bemused affect and how fucking funny the moment where Pat directly addressed Nadolski was.If Quasi's attorney is permitted to record the proceedings but is not granted permission to share it publicly, Quasi could have one of the autists do an animated reinactment using the official court transcripts, but with the appropriate inflections, pauses, stutters, screams, etc. as heard in the audio recording without using the actual recording.
No child, you aren’t. You will be neutralized as soon as you walk through the door since all of the thousands of atalkers are known by sight to Rick and the authorities.I’m going to observe you stupid niggers I’ll let you know if he shows and what the ruling is
Don’t be a faggot and ruin things for us here. But if you are going to be a faggot anyways..The other side (Quasi's defense team) would obviously want the transcript for their own defense. So there should be something tangible from that day, that we can take a look at.
But if want a fucking REAL recording, then one of us local Brothermen are going to have to man up, roll to the hearing with an iPhone that's got Voice Memo's fired up and ready to go, and get us a recording of the proceedings as inconspicuously as they can, while avoiding all eye contact with Patrick and Niki.
Judges usually have their minds made up prior to these types of contempt hearings. They read through everything given to them by the Plaintiffs and Defendants and have enough with that alone to decide how to rule. It's up to fatso to convincingly plead his case as to why he's brazenly ignored court orders and beg for mercy, and give the judge a reason not to hold him in contempt. If fatso tries to re-try the original case, argues with and interrupts the judge, throws a tantrum, doesn't shut up when told, he's screwed, and he's held in contempt. If he doesn't show up, he's also screwed, and it's a bench warrant.If he doesn’t show up, will the proposals be adopted by default, including the penalties and everything?
Not turning up is the most stupid possible move so he almost certainly will do it and no show
Just have the AI thing Porsalin used act out the transcripts in Rick's voice. Bobo's voice for the judge, Intern David's for quasi's lawyer.
I like to imagine him standing at the OnAforums Mt. Rushmore keeping all the kiwis out. OUT OUT OUT!
I can understand where Sosnay is coming from to be fair to him. One party is anonymous and the other party is allegedly being stalked and self-swatting, it makes sense based on the court filings alone.Judges usually have their minds made up prior to these types of contempt hearings. They read through everything given to them by the Plaintiffs and Defendants and have enough with that alone to decide how to rule. It's up to fatso to convincingly plead his case as to why he's brazenly ignored court orders and beg for mercy, and give the judge a reason not to hold him in contempt. If fatso tries to re-try the original case, argues with and interrupts the judge, throws a tantrum, doesn't shut up when told, he's screwed, and he's held in contempt. If he doesn't show up, he's also screwed, and it's a bench warrant.
Judges are always unpredictable, though, so there are no guarantees either way.
The audio/video recordings? It often comes down to budgetary reasons for not making recordings available for the public in these lower level court proceedings. The cameras and audio in these smaller courts are there for security purposes and evidentiary/appellate records. Most courtrooms have rules for no cell phones or cameras because they're constant distractions and interruptions, and to protect the privacy of innocent parties.I can understand where Sosnay is coming from to be fair to him. One party is anonymous and the other party is allegedly being stalked and self-swatting, it makes sense based on the court filings alone.
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