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No need for the treadmill anymore!
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HOLEE SHIT! It's hilarious when it's a puppy but upon growing up those bites are going to be fatal. Patting it on the head because you are filming videos for the internet and can't smack it to correct the behavior is going to motherfuck him.
Not unless he shoots it in “self defense.”
Is that Missy's jockstrap?
LOL who the fuck is he trying to bullshit? Nana gets all sweaty and wheezy pulling out his cock to take a piss, he's never been on any treadmill. These tweeting faggots never stop with the blatant, obvious lies.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHIT he isn't even really walking that dog, he's just letting it aimlessly meander and sniff around. That'll be fun in a few more months, when the thing is a behemoth. He should be doing that Cesar Millan shit, and being the pack leader. Once a second-banana, always a second-banana.
Two things that I would put money on:
1) That dog outlives Nana. And there is a nonzero possibility that that dog *kills* Nana
2) Missy will fuck that dog more than she fucks Nana in the next 5 years
Judging by the state of the "lawn" that's his backyard, the lazy cunt
Only a couple of months until that dog transitions from chewing on pantlegs to neck vertebrae.
I'm far from an ant defender, but come on guys.
Couple weeks ago it was they probably won't take the dog for walks or play with it
Now it's durrr that's not how you walk and play with a dog
Couple weeks ago it was they probably won't take the dog for walks or play with it
Now it's durrr that's not how you walk and play with a dog
no, anthony is smart, he watches the history channel and first 48 and read white girl bleed a lot multiple times. he knows what hes doing.
The dogs chewing on shoes while the tittering queer and Missy Muscles watch on
Lol this is so going to wear thin in a matter of days.
Lol this is so going to wear thin in a matter of days.
So many negative nancies.
Goo fuh him finally getting a man's pet in his 70s or whatever.
Goo fuh him finally getting a man's pet in his 70s or whatever.
That dog is going to be a unti. This dog shows how unprepared they would be if Missy had a kid. Forget tiring his ass out. Let him teeth and run rampant. The old fruit could have gotten a mutt from the pound and been happy.
I hate the way nana says "having so much fun'
My mum has a descriptive kiswahili phrase (she’s white Kenyan dw) for dogs like this:
Mbwa mkali, which essentially means a severely ferocious, strong and lawless demon hound.
Mbwa mshenzi is also a good one, it means barbaric or savage wild/feral dog. The word shenzi can also be used as a pejorative epithet for a person, a classist or xenophobic way to say you think someone’s a mudhut primitive pagan, mongrel or foreigner.
There’s another good word for Anthony in this situation too: zuzu, an ignorant and inexperienced simpleton.
Mbwa mkali, which essentially means a severely ferocious, strong and lawless demon hound.
Mbwa mshenzi is also a good one, it means barbaric or savage wild/feral dog. The word shenzi can also be used as a pejorative epithet for a person, a classist or xenophobic way to say you think someone’s a mudhut primitive pagan, mongrel or foreigner.
There’s another good word for Anthony in this situation too: zuzu, an ignorant and inexperienced simpleton.
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Another good word for ant is just nigger.
Hoe does a Kenyan end up in Wales?