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No need for the treadmill anymore!

All dogs are good dogs - when they're handled right.

Still, they range from lawful to chaotic. On one end you've got, "I know what you want me to do, Human, but what you are asking would contradict Previously Established Rules and my Genome, and as much as I love you for taking me in and feeding me, I shan't compromise my inborn instincts for without them I am nothing" Dogs. And then there's "I know what you want me to do, Human, but wouldn't it be so fucking funny and mental if instead I did this" Dogs. Dallas is probably going to end up as both.
 
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