CQ Beans
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Well, that’s just an obvious lie.
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NicerPS #0025 - HRC's Demise, Boq's Father, and Tryouts for 3rd Mic [FEATURED Guest: the BUBBLER]
- Thread starter chocolatehellhole
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Shave your head and wear a Steve Harvey suit so you look like Teddy Long, playa.
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I don't. Stop accusing me of these things. My hair and beard are totally real. (Man sensitive and doesn't understand the difference between a suggestion and an accusation, new character)
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You look EXACTLY like him, dude.
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I can never be like this. I am not black.
not since the disease.
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But you got soul, young playboyI can never be like this. I am not black.
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I also can't afford glasses.
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This is so off topic, I can't remember the names of either person in my favorite wrestling match.
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If you took like every other day off drinking and returned your empties you could. Teddy Long had to hustle for those glasses. Teddy Long was a lowly shithead referee and worked his way up the ranks to General Manager of Smackdown.
The best line of the whole show last night was "Are you kidding? There's at least a hundred bucks in here." Regarding the empties.
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Glasses are for nerds. I stay in bed until hellhole calls me.
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You're gonna go one on one... with the Undertaker, playa.
(Because you're gonna die if you don't change your ways and become Teddy Long)
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So it's Shoko Nakajima and Riho. Two Japanese female wrestlers who give me micro boners and they've fought on AEW.
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I actually used to be super into Shoko Nakajima. She's like 4 10 so she can do moves that look crazier than movie stunts.
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If you need a better bubbler I can try my best
Edit: it's gonna take a lot to emulate his lisp
Edit: it's gonna take a lot to emulate his lisp
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I should explain in Japanese wrestling athletics are fucking amazing. A light weight small sized fighter cab do amazing gymnastics. And they do.
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I could kick that little gook's ass
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In real life probably. In a pro wrestling match no chance.
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Actually she's so agile I don't know that I could take her in a streetfight.
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I'll springboard somersault plancha that bitch straight to hell. And you're gonna ref the match, Teddy Longuary.