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NicerPS #0025 - HRC's Demise, Boq's Father, and Tryouts for 3rd Mic [FEATURED Guest: the BUBBLER]

Turk February

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Accusations of pedophilia signify deep brotherly love.
I am never going to be on the show at the same time as that piece of shit again. He is a miserable cunt and thinks it's fun. I didn't ask for him to be banned but I got permission to leave the show if he's a guest. I want nothing to do with him.
 

Turk February

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Just promise not to drop kick me to the head. I don’t like that.
I can't promise this but I am offering up a wrench to mute me if you feel I'm out of line. I'm usually pretty quiet during interviews anyway though.
 

Kinderman

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I've been charged by dogs whose shoulders reached my sternum and told them to go the fuck home. Works every time. Somalians? Literal terror in their eyes over a medium sized breed who again, was trembling like Mohamad after he was raped by a demon.
Hoo hoo sternum I hardly knew ‘em, Robin
 

Turk February

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If fucking @chocolatehellhole the son of a bitch fired our new 3rd mic before the first. Before I got to put an engagement ring on their finger. I will fucking kill him. Like. I will tell him I'm visiting New Jersey ask to meet up and beat him to death with a piece of wood. Then burn it so there's little to no evidence.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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If fucking @chocolatehellhole the son of a bitch fired our new 3rd mic before the first. Before I got to put an engagement ring on their finger. I will fucking kill him. Like. I will tell him I'm visiting New Jersey ask to meet up and beat him to death with a piece of wood. Then burn it so there's little to no evidence.
What about the body, Turk? They'll find your hair and semen on/in it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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If fucking @chocolatehellhole the son of a bitch fired our new 3rd mic before the first. Before I got to put an engagement ring on their finger. I will fucking kill him. Like. I will tell him I'm visiting New Jersey ask to meet up and beat him to death with a piece of wood. Then burn it so there's little to no evidence.
Also, this engagement ring. Are you gonna do the thing where you pop the lip off a beer bottle? Because you have to sand it down or it will cut her and she'll reject you.
 
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