62 and caring about SM stats..fucking loser
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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62 and caring about SM stats..fucking loser
I'm not possibly AIDS-riddled enough to know if this is good or not
I'll buy a bottle of champagne to celebrate the day this miserable hasbeen dies.
impressions are useless. Clicks, engagement , replies are slightly less useless , but mostly garbage due to the amount of bots. You need to have a data analytics funnel set up to see how the increase in these engagement numbers correlates to your customer acquisition costs, retention rates and churn. Nana is on a subscription model, so other than his dick cream ad reads he's relying on ARR (annual recurring revenue) as his business KPIs. If he's pivoting to youtube or streaming then those impressions could have an impact on his revenue, but he'd still need to translate those into streaming views.
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According to the twitter docs engagement rate is
which means its useless. This wet brained nana is now talking about shit i know vastly more than him about. Posting these stats is retarded it means nothing.
mr 5 sinker himself (
) can explain the sales side of the funnel, but i've worked with the data before. Basically you integrate tracking pixels, cookies whatever, to track the CUJ "critical users journey" through various stages of what a potential customers can do. Here's a crude example for google analytics.Then you can correlate what the stats "Professor Anthony" is showing to how they are interacting with your media or products. It gets a lot more complicated but that's a high level.
tl/dr - he's a retard and those numbers are meaningless without data enrichment
Men of his age should be winding down, seeing their children become adults. If he had a daughter (that he didn’t molest), he’d be walking her down the aisle. If he was a grandfather, he’d be flying drones or playing video games with grandkids. Instead, he’s rage tweeting, drinking and trying to rebuild his audience after 10 years of doubling down on a money pit that was Compound Media.
Faggot. Imagine giving a flying fuck about your tweeting stats. Hopefully the swishy queen just drops dead soon, as he becomes even more reprehensible and retarded with each passing day. Plus then, we could fuck with his gay funeral guestbook.
Anthony is part of black twitter whether he's willing to admit it or not
He puts the malcolm into X
"I spent the night arguing with black twitter about cultural appropriation & country music and bragging about my SM stats, what did you do?"
I'm sure he sees plenty of children
Even a brush with death courtesy of his bum dago ticker wasn't enough to pull Nana away from his depraved world of non-stop nigger tweeting. He stares at that phone all day long, just waiting for the next FN-related story to send him into a sputtering rage. He's an addict, as bad as Artie Lange ever was.
Men of his age would see their grandchildren turn 20.
Maybe dog years
Hoe about you worry about having a subscriber base or fixing the app? Fucking guindaspook
This is all he has.
He really is a walking advertisement on the dangers of being childless for men past a certain age. Then again, he would've made an absolutely terrible father, probably even worse than Patrick if he hadn't abandoned Annabelle. I guarantee if nana had kids when his was in his 40s say, they'd all hate him by now.
Now show us Compound subscriber count and how much money you made and the last time you & Missy did any sort of relationship fun.