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satanssockpuppet

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whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb said:
The Human Garbage Show
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Burning Regulations

Burning Regulations County Ordinance 2990 15-6 Adopted June 17, 1997 In South Carolina, burning has been a common way to get rid of leaves and tree limbs, clear farmlands, and manage wildlife areas. However, smoke from open burning can pollute the air and cause health problems. That is why...
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More information regarding Nana's flagrant disregard for South Carolina law. The authorities in Greenville really ought to be aware of the tweeting faggot's blithe disregard for his new home and his Greenville neighbors.
 
satanssockpuppet

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Nana Cue-mia...the face of modern "conservatism". A racist alcoholic pedophile, a domestic abuser, a traffic scofflaw, with zero regard for his community or his neighbors, giddily tweeting about burning garbage in his backyard like a nigger standing around a burning trash barrel in some ghetto shithole. The fine citizens of Greenville deserve to know what sort of inhuman ghoul has taken up residence there, and how little he cares about them or their quiet little town. Making his few remaining days as miserable as possible for him will make everything this forum has ever done well worth the effort.
 
Suetonius

Suetonius

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satanssockpuppet said:
Nana Cue-mia...the face of modern "conservatism". A racist alcoholic pedophile, a domestic abuser, a traffic scofflaw, with zero regard for his community or his neighbors, giddily tweeting about burning garbage in his backyard like a nigger standing around a burning trash barrel in some ghetto shithole. The fine citizens of Greenville deserve to know what sort of inhuman ghoul has taken up residence there, and how little he cares about them or their quiet little town. Making his few remaining days as miserable as possible for him will make everything this forum has ever done well worth the effort.
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Imagine the goal of “making it” and achieving “The American dream” being ….BURNING TRASH IN YOUR EMPTY BACKYARD. It is utterly unbelievable how big of a nigger he is, because even actual black people don’t do this shit. Every single neighbor of his knows what kind of dude he is. I’m generalizing a bit but the South is like that. Wave hello in the morning then text your neighbors on Nextdoor complaining about the loud negro next to you who screams into the night, has garbage fumes wafting from his home, and flies his fucking drone around while trekking through peoples backyards.
 
satanssockpuppet

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Sue Lightning said:
Imagine the goal of “making it” and achieving “The American dream” being ….BURNING TRASH IN YOUR EMPTY BACKYARD. It is utterly unbelievable how big of a nigger he is, because even actual black people don’t do this shit. Every single neighbor of his knows what kind of dude he is. I’m generalizing a bit but the South is like that. Wave hello in the morning then text your neighbors on Nextdoor complaining about the loud negro next to you who screams into the night, has garbage fumes wafting from his home, and flies his fucking drone around while trekking through peoples backyards.
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His reason for burning his garbage is the funniest part. It's "unpleasant" to break down his boxes and put them in a tidy pile for pickup. He literally cannot dispose of his own household trash without getting "bored", whiny, and pissy about it. Everything always has to be amusing, entertaining, and fun for the overgrown gay wop. The greasy closet queen almost died, and the experience didn't shift his perspective even one iota. Unless he's doing whatever he feels like, whenever he feels like doing it, he's totally miserable.
 
ElectricLightKazooII

ElectricLightKazooII

I love that garlic buttah saw...
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Yeah this pretty funny to see. Sure, this look is common around a newly-built rural lot, but again, how long after the house was built did he actually move in?

He bought in a weird area of tract homes that I'm sure some shithead realtor advertised as a "ranch." Others have mentioned it ad nauseam but it's not a matter of if his house will flood but when.
 
Slackjawed Cow

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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satanssockpuppet said:
Hopefully the local fire marshal pops up to take a gander at Nana's niggerish "fire pit". And I genuinely hope the Greenville fire marshal is a black man, as that would be priceless.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Jesus Christ his property sucks. And THAT'S his fire pit? That's the fucking Tomlinson Special. I'd think he'd have like a big, level cobblestone area where you could sit around like a big bonfire pit. Not some little dinky piece of shit sitting in the middle of the grass on the side of a hill.
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I live near Vegas, and they're building houses out here like it's going out of style. When the house is finished, the back yard is just dirt. I am not aware of any builders who bother to finish the back yard.

So this turns into a giant dick-swinging contest, where everyone in the entire country is always trying to make the most elaborate and ostentatious back yard. I know a dude who literally spent close to half a million on his back yard.

If anyone dared to have a backyard like Cumia's, I generally think the HOA would fine them every single week until they make it "presentable." Not just the awfulness of that fire pit, but the complete lack of investment in the back yard in general. It just looks like a trailer park or a cheap campground.

Lighting garbage on fire is just the cherry on top.
 
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