Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

[RobertMewler]

Anyone have Pat's high school yearbook pic? I'd like to put the face to the grades.

 

[JewishNigger]

Too cool for school
Threw his feet up on some nerds chair and used algebra to take a nap
Held a tight knit rogue gallery of jocks and stoners he played Goldeneye with
Grunge scene and brooding while all the redneck hillbillies were oblivious to the world around them
Didn't even have try in PE and still got an A- because fitness is his natural element
Bunch of fat nerds over analyzing his report card

Pat wins again.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Problem solving is a remedial class for the fact that he sucks ass at math

Problem Solving Course (HS)

A Saturday morning course for high school students in Palm Beach County, Martin County, Broward County, Miami-Dade County and other parts of South Florida. Offered Fall 2004 at Florida Atlantic University. FAU is located in Boca Raton, and is close to Fort Lauderdale, West Palm Beach, Pompano...

math.fau.edu

 

[DanFielding]

He kept taking Phys Ed in Jr year? That was literally for athletes and tards to keep their grades up with the easy A. Everyone else took electives

I had to take Phys Ed all 4 years of high school. State law required it.

 

[guest]

I got suspended for inciting a race riot once

I know that has nothing to do with anything but I laugh about it every time I think about high school

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I had to take Phys Ed all 4 years of high school. State law required it.

What did you live in the fattest state in the country?

For us 9th grade PE we had health which was sex ed, and 10th grade was drivers, after that you could do whatever the fuck you wanted.

 

[Udders]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Why no senior pic, I wonder...

 

[PlayfulScamp]

The guy who decided to go all in on trolls and ended up washing away 3 years of his life getting a D+ in problem solving sounds about right.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Public education system is garbage. I could overlook Patso being a high school flop if he had some college or higher level education after. But he doesn't, he fucking flunked out of a community college. Stupid, fat and stupid.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

This is the smug motherfucker that said a job at Target was "beneath" him. Nice being stupid, stupid.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Patrick did this bad in school and he was only 87/113. He actually went to a school for tards.

 

[guest]

Who wore it better?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

STP DOES slap, faggot.

 

[RobertMewler]

Who wore it better?

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Trench Foot Mafia

 

[guest]

Patrick did this bad in school and he was only 87/113. He actually went to a school for tards.

Westfield Area High School is ranked 184th within Wisconsin. Students have the opportunity to take Advanced Placement® coursework and exams. The AP® participation rate at Westfield Area High School is 24%. The total minority enrollment is 12%, and 45% of students are economically disadvantaged

I went to a 96 scorecard high school. #SmarterThanRick

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Patrick did this bad in school and he was only 87/113. He actually went to a school for tards.

Guarantee most of those below him just fucked off with school because they were going to work on the farm.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

Westfield Area High School is ranked 184th within Wisconsin. Students have the opportunity to take Advanced Placement® coursework and exams. The AP® participation rate at Westfield Area High School is 24%. The total minority enrollment is 12%, and 45% of students are economically disadvantaged

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Pat pumping up the genetically disadvantaged stats.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Who wore it better?

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I'm tired of everyone calling me stupid, dude. I'm smaht! I'm naht dumb like everybody says!

 

[RobertMewler]

No more music breaks, Dan. But enough of this palaver, get the show on the road!