Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

[guest]

Don’t see the big deal, Elon Musk probably didn’t do well in algebra either.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

His highest grade was a B, not even a B+ . . .

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

hahahaha I started using benzos, drinking and smoking weed heavily sophmore year and my GPA was higher

 

[Heyfellas]

I literally skipped school 2-3 times a week and got better than Patrick.

I also graduated from college.

Patrick, bow down to your betters. You could barely manage a D is shithole rural Wisconsin.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

What the fuck his best grade was Physical Education. So he's even dumber than he is fat

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

No, child. Left behind.

 

[Guest]

This is one of those moments I start to feel bad for him

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Looking at his Health and PE grades, I know what Fatrick got on his SAT:

Gravy

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

No, child. Left behind.

Line of the day. Line of the day.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This is why he yelled at josiah. All his teachers knew he was a dumb fuck.

He screamed because he thinks he’s smarter than them, even though he failed everything.

 

[RobertMewler]

I love how we already see his whole transcript here and Dan's still discussing Freshman year lol.

 

[RobertMewler]

F in Chemistry
F in Physics

Stupid fuck fraud.

 

[guest]

This must be some kind of error, where are the AP classes?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Where's the AP class that he claims he took? He has said before that he took "college level" classes in high school but I don't see them here. And how the fuck do you get an F in anything in high school?

Not to make demands, but acquiring his community college transcripts should be easy. I'd love to see if he quit because he was failing everything.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Patrick should have known he'd never get into a good school with paltry cum like that

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

No wonder he wanted Harvard to accept everyone.

 

[Mikekeke]

Writes at a 5th grade level and shouldn't have passed the 5th grade, either.

Smartest Neolib Twitterer vs. dumbest ONAforum rascal.

He do be retarded, God be with him tho.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

A FUCKING D IN ALGEBRA

And he's a senior taking Algebra! If you're "advanced", like Pat always claims he is, you're supposed to take that shit in 9th and 10th grade. 11th should be Pre-Calc, 12th AP Calculus. He's pulling down barely passable grades in Algebra in 12th fucking grade.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

9th Grade health was Sex and Drivers Ed. Explains why Pat sucks ass at both. Except maybe the part where he literally sucks ass

 

[SensibleKeks]