NEW PAT SELFIE

[CompoundBasement]

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This is the last thing you remember before waking up with your underwear missing, your butt covered in crisco, the taste of copper in your mouth thinking "I'll never accept a screwdriver from a stranger again"

If his beet red fatass alcoholic bloat face wasn't swallowing his ear, I bet there's a visible "Frank's Sign" developing.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

The one who never actually read the book should have to suck the other ones dick.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I like that he can't post a selfie without 50+ replies mocking his obesity.

How many times must 1.7 be taught this lesson before it sinks in?

this was made 3 years ago

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

He’s subconsciously trying to come out. We know you’re gay, Pat, you act like a flaming queer all the time.

 

[Honoria]

His eyes are sinking into his melting face. It seriously looks like a bad photoshop or AI attempt because of how fucking big the head is. Also his expression is creepy, it's funny to compare it to the other guy chilling out.

I appreciate him posting these to give us free ribs!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's just Dublin

I almost got my ass beat and presumably raped in Dublin by a group of aggressive gay men. A bunch of them started to kiss each other and then accused me of calling them fags. I gave them the homeless people treatment and ignored them but they were clearly looking to fuck me up in more ways than one. They weren’t flamboyant gays like Patrick or Logan Lynn and so it was something I just wasn’t prepared for.

 

[Turry Fawks]

If his beet red fatass alcoholic bloat face wasn't swallowing his ear, I bet there's a visible "Frank's Sign" developing.

He's had that for a year or more.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Steve Ramone]

If he shaved his balding head and grew a beard he'd only look half retarded.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Growing a Ki-Adi-Mundi head.

 

[DominusOdium]

HOW BIG OF A HEAD DO YOU INTEND ON HAVING, SIR?

 

[DominusOdium]

Pains me to say it but I think he’s lost weight since this infamous Lonely Rick shot. He’s still fat, of course, and has zero muscle. View attachment 219009

Flabsolutely not. This is a posture and pose issue. Look at his fucking cheeks and neck. He's approaching the body shape and size of a middle school secretary.

 

[NoBacon]

HOW BIG OF A HEAD DO YOU INTEND ON HAVING, SIR?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Growing a Ki-Adi-Mundi head.

It's identical to his Vegas pictures lol

 

[Rudderman]

He’s subconsciously trying to come out. We know you’re gay, Pat, you act like a flaming queer all the time.

Subconsciously?!??

 

[Ethan P. Schulman]

His head is three times bigger now. Is his skull expanding too, or is it all meat? I’m no scientist, but it’s hard to imagine his tiny skull is floating around in that huge pile of bloat and flesh.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Nice monkey pox all over your gaping asshole, stupid.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He was at a place called The Gayest Little Pub in Dublin

 

[HoraceStanker]

someone please photoshop his arm up a cows ass. Thank you