NEW PAT SELFIE

[TorpidSloth]

is it a gay bar? What's with the fag flags?

That's just Dublin

 

[Guest]

Go to the Brazen Head in your orange shirt and tell them how much you hate Catholics, faggot.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

He reminds me of that meme gorlock the destroyer

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not a hint of a tricep

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

 

[UnPRePared]

FAT.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Udders]

Ten years of allegedly going to the gym and his upper arm is barely larger than his wrist. He should sue the gym nexxxxxxxtttT.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Not a hint of a tricep

Not much in the way of a bicep either. He ain’t walking 60s across the gym and handing them to any gym bros these days.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I like that he can't post a selfie without 50+ replies mocking his obesity.

How many times must 1.7 be taught this lesson before it sinks in?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

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I have a daughter (no penis) and would never let another man watch her let alone live with her an be raised by one. The way he uses her as a prop on twitter is crazy when you really try and think how the pigs mind works. How can he be this fucking stupid?

He should get more hate for his daughter being molested raised by not 1 but 2 strangers but he would rather tweet and play with toys. To bad he is a hateable as he is fat

 

[RickReternal]

Pains me to say it but I think he’s lost weight since this infamous Lonely Rick shot. He’s still fat, of course, and has zero muscle.

 

[CompoundBasement]

There's no way this heart diseased slob doesn't have erectile disfunction.

Why does he bother dying his hair when every day is a bad hair day for him? What the fuck is that military style poof supposed to be anyway?

 

[CompoundBasement]

Pains me to say it but I think he’s lost weight since this infamous Lonely Rick shot. He’s still fat, of course, and has zero muscle. View attachment 219009

He's standing in this gay bar pic and sucking it in to the point where his head looks like it's about to explode from the pressure.

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

Even if he'd read the entire set of books of LOTR multiple times that would be an incredibly gay tattoo to get but he's just a goyslop slurper of the movies and still gets that nonsense burned into his fat flabby arm permanently? Just hang yourself in Minecraft already, you embarrassing queer.

 

[RickReternal]

He's standing in this gay bar pic and sucking it in to the point where his head looks like it's about to explode from the pressure.

Yeah, you’re right. Can’t be sure. I do think that picture shook him up because it was right around then he began the almost one-year moratorium on photos of himself.

 

[SFWA liaison]

it took him two weeks to muster the courage to post this because he knows he looks horrendous, particularly his cartoonish head

 

[Turk February]

This is the last thing you remember before waking up with your underwear missing, your butt covered in crisco, the taste of copper in your mouth thinking "I'll never accept a screwdriver from a stranger again"

 

[HeyItsVos]

Hello, fans. Patrick S. Tomlinson here.
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Pat really could have used a Chet growing up. An older brother actively trying to stop him from being a FFWBT.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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This is the last thing you remember before waking up with your underwear missing, your butt covered in crisco, the taste of copper in your mouth thinking "I'll never accept a screwdriver from a stranger again"

If his beet red fatass alcoholic bloat face wasn't swallowing his ear, I bet there's a visible "Frank's Sign" developing.