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Can you imagine how easily but badly he lied trying to move lemons?
And of course they let him go because he was a shit salesman.
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Can you imagine how easily but badly he lied trying to move lemons?
And of course they let him go because he was a shit salesman.
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A car fax is just part of your delusions, atalker customer.
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He worked at Target for less than 1 full shift. He's a failure there too.
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linger longer, OP-child. Patrick sold a 2005 Ford GT for $250k over sticker
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Yep. He quit because they fucked him on commission LOL
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I'm glad working in insurance is so meaningful for him. I hope he grants us with his most selfless acts 
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here's the thread in which he oinks about selling cars
"Enter, me" ugh what a massive sissy
lots to unearth about Florida Pat still, I feel
"Enter, me" ugh what a massive sissy
lots to unearth about Florida Pat still, I feel
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When you've had such shit job prospects your whole life it's no wonder he'd rather be a deadbeat jobless mooch.
I mean I started small, dishwashing at a restaurant, pizza delivery during college, but once I graduated I got a very insightful position at a software company - so I know the value of a hard day's work
I mean I started small, dishwashing at a restaurant, pizza delivery during college, but once I graduated I got a very insightful position at a software company - so I know the value of a hard day's work
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Delusional pig. And who cares that they sold a GT to a rookie baseball player? Jealous pig.
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I tapped out after 35 minutes of reading that drivel but for fuck's sake why would you make a 70-tweet thread instead of just posting that dogshit yarn on your blog and linking it? Spare everyone the pain.
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He sold one of 10 GT40s sold that year….in the first and only 2 months he sold cars? Something smells like straight horseshit
I see harry beat me to the punch. Pats a fat fucking liar about EVERYTHING
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Someone traded in their Ford GT for a used Honda. That could happen.
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There's no way he doesn't suck at selling. He's immensely unlikeable, can't think on his feet and can't talk without either stuttering and muttering. He also loses his cool at the first sign of being denied or frustrated.
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More than anything, fatty thinks he's above any employment in which he isn't his own boss or has subordinates he can treat like shit. He's undoubtedly been combative and disrespectful to every boss and customer who's ever been unlucky enough to have to suffer dealing with him.
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You didn't learn shit in two months, faggot, except how much you suck at being an employee.
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Other than the fact we verified he never worked for that dealer…it all checks out.