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New car features that you hate and make you think less of the person for adopting and making mainstream.

Brooke Shields

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Who knows how dead I'd be right now if my car didn't start beeping 5 seconds into driving it because my seatbelt isn't on

What's also fun is that beeping will happen if I unbuckle my seatbelt to get out and do something real quick. It will do it for hours not just like a retarded minute, makes no sense
 
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the button to turn that off, is the first thing I press after starting it.
There was once a discussion on o&a about what happens if you turn the ignition off in your car while driving. Ant said it cant happen and there are failsafes because of stupid people, but callers said it turns the car off and locks the wheels and brakes, it never did get tested or come to a conclusion. So what happens?
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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That feature that shuts your cars engine off at a red light or when idling too long.

Great way to overuse your starter and cause a malfunction later.
That shit freaks me out. No, stay the fuck on when I have a line of cars waiting behind me. Fuck.
 
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